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posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 01:03 PM
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i had an idea for a joke, i got the first line of it but then i just go blank. the line alone gets some laughs, but i think it could be more.

so i'm turning to you good people of ATS to help me. i'll write down the line i was thinking of and you all can either help me complete it or if the idea inspires a new joke then woohoo!

here it is:

a vegan, a bitcoin investor, and a trump supporter walk into a bar...................





posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 01:08 PM
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a reply to: subfab


...the rest of the people in the bar leave.



posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 01:08 PM
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a reply to: subfab

Leave it at that.



posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 01:11 PM
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a reply to: subfab


. . . . . And Justin Beiber, Kim Kardashian, Honey Boo-Boo leave because the place just got too annoying.



posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 01:22 PM
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originally posted by: subfab
i had an idea for a joke, i got the first line of it but then i just go blank. the line alone gets some laughs, but i think it could be more.

so i'm turning to you good people of ATS to help me. i'll write down the line i was thinking of and you all can either help me complete it or if the idea inspires a new joke then woohoo!

here it is:

a vegan, a bitcoin investor, and a trump supporter walk into a bar...................



...Three people enter. One person leaves.

Let the imagination of the individual work but it heavily leads to the obvious.
Probably wouldn't be funny to someone under 30.



posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 01:31 PM
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a reply to: subfab

"What's up?" asks the barman as he pours them beers

"The price of bitcoin." replies the investor.

"Trump's ratings" replies the supporter.

Grinning evilly the vegan says "The price of meat!"



posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 01:36 PM
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originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
a reply to: subfab

"What's up?" asks the barman as he pours them beers

"The price of bitcoin." replies the investor.

"Trump's ratings" replies the supporter.

Grinning evilly the vegan says "The price of meat!"



ha ha ha



posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 01:53 PM
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A vegan, a bitcoin investor, and a trump supporter walk into a bar.........

Who tells you about it first ?



posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 02:02 PM
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i'm loving the responses.

you all have me in tears.

i laughed coffee out of my nose when i read LightSpeedDriver's post.

this is a good way to start the day.



posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 02:09 PM
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They ask for a drink from the bartender.

The bartender says, "hey do you guys wanna do crossfit with me?"



posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 02:12 PM
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originally posted by: booyakasha
They ask for a drink from the bartender.

The bartender says, "hey do you guys wanna do crossfit with me?"


ha ha ha ha

i forgot about crossfit!!



posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 02:16 PM
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A better version ...

The Vegan sits down and orders a rum & coke.
The bartender reaches under the counter and hands him an apple.
"Like, wait Dude, that's an apple. I asked you for a rum and coke, what's going on here ?"

The bartender looks at him, winks, and says "Trust me, just eat it"

The vegan takes a bite ..
"A-ma-zing !" he exclaims. "That tastes like rum!!"
"Flip it over," says the bartender. And so he does.
"Well i'll be darned !" he exclaims again, "this side tastes like coke! That's amazing how did you do that?"

The bartender says nothing and gives the man a wink.

The Bitcoin trader orders a gin and tonic.....same story, get's given an apple, takes a bite
"Holy cow!!" he says, "that tastes like gin!" "Flip it over," says the bartender. "That tastes like tonic! Thats amazing!"

The Trump suporter sits down, the other two, however, explain to him how awesome this bartender is:
"These apples taste just like the drinks we ordered!" exclaimed the Vegan
"He can make it taste like anything you want!" says the Bitcoin trader.

"Anything?" asks the Trump supporter asks?
"Well Mr. Bartender, in that case, I want one that tastes like pu$$y!"

The bartender hands him too, an apple.
The Trump supporter takes a bite and immediately spits it out
"This apple tastes like #!!" he yelled.

The bartender replies, "flip it over."





posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 02:19 PM
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a reply to: Cassi3l

ha ha ha damn!!



posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 02:23 PM
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a reply to: subfab

they're all the same person...



posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 02:35 PM
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A severly twisted version

.... so anyhow, the three are sitting down, having a nice drink, when
The Vegan says "I have got the smallest arm in the world"
Bitcoin trader says "I have the smallest head in the world"
The Trump supporter says "I have got the smallest d*ck in the world"

The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records.
Mr Vegan comes back and says "I really do have the smallest arm in the world ! yayyy"
Bitcoin guy comes back and says "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world !! yayyy yayyy"

The Trump supporter comes back angry ...
" Who the F*CK is JUSTIN BEIBER




posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 02:56 PM
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... so anyhow, the guys look around and see see a sign that says
"10 cent Martinis"

They don't believe it, and decide to hang back a while.

The bartender, meanwhile, makes two large Belvedere martinis
with blue cheese olives for another client and says "That will be 20 cents."

The three can't still believe it,
there must be a scam going on here ...

Just then, whilst the bartender is making some more drinks,
a customer asks him "How can you afford to do this?"

The bartender responds,
"I always wanted to own a bar where people could drink cheaply and then I won the lottery."

One of the patrons responded, "That's great, congratulations."

"Right", says the Vegan "Get the drinks in !"
"And make 'em doubles !!", dixit the Trump supporter

To which, Bitcoin guy replies :
"No ! let's wait for Happy Hour to start."

badoom tish




posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 03:14 PM
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im changin the start a bit. a vegan, david hogg and a trump supporter walk into a bar. the vegan says we should boycott all companies than use animal products in food. david hogg says no we should boycott all companies that invest in guns, the trump supporter shoots them both and feeds them to cannibals



posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 03:18 PM
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a reply to: subfab


y'see we can laugh at under-represented-minorities-who-harrrumpf-in-queues
Whilst we still have the time to do so ;p



posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 03:22 PM
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a reply to: fightzone58
Badazz post of the week !


shoots them both and ........

Sells the bodies to a top-notch butcher



posted on Apr, 19 2018 @ 04:14 PM
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coffee, my ATS cup and your replies...... a great day!




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