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Should I Come Back Or Stay Away?

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posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 02:57 AM
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originally posted by: lucia2389
a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

hey there again.

do you know any good bacon jokes ?
Why did the flying pig die?
He got shot down and turned into bacon.




posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 02:57 AM
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a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

I was going to welcome you back but now - oh all right welcome back Prospero, wait I got my Italians mixed up - all hail Berlusconi



posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:01 AM
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originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

I was going to welcome you back but now - oh all right welcome back Prospero, wait I got my Italians mixed up - all hail Berlusconi




No... you are getting mixed up... That is Macroni cheese... no... that is the French president... Erm... where am I... what am I doing here... Why???

Aww bugger it, welcome back Cal, good to read you again.

Kindest respects

Lags



posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:01 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

No you skunky Ape its a Hammond B3





posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:02 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

our kraft dinner is no longer kraft in australia



posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:03 AM
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a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

With Leslies!



posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:04 AM
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a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

You do facebook? Thats you're banned



posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:05 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

Weren't Macronis inventions stolen by Tesseract?



posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:09 AM
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a reply to: Phage

Who needs weed when you have prog running through this baby

(1:17 onwards)



posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:10 AM
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a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

No.
Neither were Leslies.



I like Leslies. They go "whoop whoop". But fast. An musically.


edit on 4/18/2018 by Phage because: (no reason given)



Who needs weed when you have prog running through this baby
I give up. Who?

edit on 4/18/2018 by Phage because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:11 AM
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originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Weren't Macronis inventions stolen by Tesseract?


No, you are getting mixed up with the four-dimensional analogue of canned alphabet spaghetti in tomato sauce.

Macroni just wanted the cheese... or was it the other way around!?

Erm, for the bacon jokes, here is my entry :

A French couple, an Italian couple, and a Polish couple go out to dinner. The French husband says to his wife "pass the honey, honey." The Italian man says to his wife "Pass the sugar, sweety." The polish guy, not quite understanding the situation, says to his wife "pass the bacon you fat pig".

"tiptoes out of thread"

I need coffee...

Kindest respects

Lags

edit on 18-4-2018 by Lagomorphe because: Crap joke



posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:12 AM
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lucia2389

Are there bad bacon jokes? Most of the cuisine based jokes I know involve airborne lasagna and can't be repeated in such polite company as this.



posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:13 AM
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a reply to: Phage

Was it this Leslie?




posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:14 AM
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a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

She does look to be musical.



posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:15 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

In my Mandela universe tomato sause & ketchup don't exist - hows Europe doing?

We're off again to Europe in 2 weeks





posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:16 AM
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a reply to: Phage

Snake charmer - she looks to be high maintenance



posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:16 AM
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originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: Lagomorphe

In my Mandela universe tomato sause & ketchup don't exist - hows Europe doing?

We're off again to Europe in 2 weeks




Doing good and we have tons of bacon and wine...

Where in Europe?



posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:18 AM
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originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

CagliostroTheGreat

I knew it, you're a liberal hippie sympathizer, you'll fit in just fine... How much does Russia pay for disinformation BTW I need a new job ..


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posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:19 AM
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a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

Pfft.

Son, in the USA we got Barbie dune buggies.

Barbie #ing dune buggies.



posted on Apr, 18 2018 @ 03:19 AM
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gortex! Thanks. I think...



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