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Alien Abduction Insurance

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posted on Apr, 14 2018 @ 12:20 PM
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Are you tired of being abducted by aliens?

Finally there's an insurance plan just for you!

Alien Insurance

Came across this site today, thought it might be good for a quick giggle.

Enjoy!





posted on Apr, 14 2018 @ 12:30 PM
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a reply to: GENERAL EYES

I bought the individual plan.
Now I'm going to cash in the next time my butt gets prodded.



posted on Apr, 14 2018 @ 12:30 PM
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double post
The aliens did it
edit on 14-4-2018 by skunkape23 because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 14 2018 @ 12:40 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

This is wonderful news!

May you sleep unhindered by the fear of probes.



posted on Apr, 14 2018 @ 12:49 PM
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it won't save you from anything, including probes. Somebody else collects, not you.



posted on Apr, 14 2018 @ 12:58 PM
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a reply to: schuyler

Lighten up.
It's a joke.
Jesus.



posted on Apr, 14 2018 @ 01:17 PM
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originally posted by: GENERAL EYES
a reply to: schuyler

Lighten up.
It's a joke.
Jesus.


Lighten up yourself. OF COURSE it is a joke. You can dish it out, but you can't take it.



posted on Apr, 14 2018 @ 03:31 PM
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posted on Apr, 14 2018 @ 03:42 PM
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a reply to: GENERAL EYES

I think the General car insurance has an "alien abduction" clause.




posted on Apr, 14 2018 @ 03:48 PM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
a reply to: GENERAL EYES

I bought the individual plan.
Now I'm going to cash in the next time my butt gets prodded.


Ohh that's next Friday, thanks for reminding me!

I missed you.




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