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posted on Apr, 18 2005 @ 04:21 PM
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decided to catch the bus. He waited a long time for a bus to come and when it eventually arrived he got on and paid the driver £26.93 to travel to.....




posted on Apr, 18 2005 @ 08:25 PM
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Mars,where Tom Sellek waits for his....



posted on Apr, 21 2005 @ 04:08 PM
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sticky toffee pudding to arrive! He had ordered the sticky toffee pudding when he had stopped off at the local cafe which was situated in.....



posted on Apr, 27 2005 @ 09:16 AM
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Rachel, Nevada. He had stopped off In Rachel to get his pudding from the Little A'Le'Inn, but whilst there he had become distracted by strange noises and lights out the back. When he decided to investigate he discovered......



posted on Apr, 27 2005 @ 05:12 PM
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.. that his life just didn't make sense anymore. While sitting on a rock, contemplating his own sanity, something crept up behind him. Its shadow looming over him, he turned around to discover...



posted on Apr, 27 2005 @ 06:16 PM
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Jade Goody standing behind him. AARRRGGGHHHH he screamed and ran and ran and ran and ran until his ickle legs could carry him no further, but he turned around and she was following him. So he took out his trusty.....



posted on Apr, 27 2005 @ 06:57 PM
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...bagpipes, and proceeded to play a merry tune. Utterly confused by this, Jade began to...



posted on Apr, 28 2005 @ 05:20 AM
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oink like a pig. She oinked so loudly that she woke up the man that was in the tent next to her. The man was furious at being woke up so he took out his bondage whip and proceeded to.....



posted on May, 10 2005 @ 05:16 PM
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cry because nobody was writing in his story anymore. Boo Hoo cried the man until suddenly.....



posted on May, 10 2005 @ 08:26 PM
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homeboiabe started writing in it so the man got happy again and......



posted on May, 10 2005 @ 11:49 PM
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diehard who was also feeling very sympathetic at the time decided to add a useless, worthless, meaningless, space wasting paragraph to keep the story going. Until a moderator came along and caught diehard posting junk so they decided to...






[edit on 5/10/2005 by diehard_democrat]



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 06:49 AM
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let him off with it for two reasons:
1. Because it was MickeyDee's thread and he thought MickeyDee was brilliant, and
2. Because the whole thread has been a pile of garbage so it didnt matter what he said.
So at that he jumped into his pair of moon boots and proceded to.....






posted on May, 12 2005 @ 10:51 AM
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set off to the toon to get absolutely hammered !!

On his way he realised he had forgotten to..............



posted on May, 12 2005 @ 01:26 PM
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pick up his afro comb from his lasses house. So he jumped in his luxury bath with wheels and drove all the way to the house. When he got there he was horrified to discover................









posted on May, 13 2005 @ 12:44 AM
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...a new continent whose inhabitants went around naked even in freezing weather, so he called it America for reasons explained in Appendix IX.

Then he did a websearch on "Ancient & Lost Civilizations", came across a website called Above Top Secret Collusion & Conspiracy Community, and was surprised to find out that it had already been discovered thousands of years ago by the Lemurians, who used it as a garbage dump and summer resort.

However, next day, at the local Masonic lodge, the Rainbow Trout Lodge, during the weekly science lecture, he was even more surprised to hear that...



posted on May, 13 2005 @ 04:38 AM
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.....Appendix IX was a farce and did not apply to the female of the species. The lecture went on......



posted on May, 13 2005 @ 07:10 AM
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...and then came the questions from the audience. An elderly lady with a weak, almost inaudible voice stood up and asked, "Could you please explain what you meant by The Cosmic Game?"

The answer terrified everybody. "A MOST WICKED GAME!!!!!!!!!! THE MONSTERS ALL AROUND MANIPULATE AND TRAP AND SEND YOU OFF TO A FATE WORSE THAN HELL!!! IS IT BECAUSE THE MISERABLE WRETCHES KNOW NOTHING MORE THAN HATE?? IS THAT TRULY ALL THEY FEEL? SLOW, SUBDUED AGRESSION IS THE ONLY WAY, LIKE A WEIRD PING-PONG GAME!!! BACK AND FORTH, AND BACK AND FORTH, UNTIL THE FATAL MISTAKE IS MADE!!! AND THEN, IN AN INSTANT, THE THUNDER CRASHES AND THE LIGHTNING ROLLS AND THE DOOM WHICH AWAITS THE ALL BEGINS ITS DESCENT!!!"

This was more than her heart could put up with and she collapsed. Two Men In Black that were standing in the back of the room took out their rayguns, aimed at the speaker, and...



posted on May, 13 2005 @ 09:12 AM
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vapourised them. But oh no......they missed hitting a poor innocent bystander. The bystander's family were so annoyed at the men in black that they kidnapped them and took them to a secret wooden hut hidden deep in..........



posted on May, 30 2005 @ 06:09 PM
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the Amazon rain forest. In the hut the family had previously hidden a..........



posted on May, 30 2005 @ 08:48 PM
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an alien. then the family tied the men in black to a chair and shined a really really bright light in there eyes but not to much light went in there eyes because they where wearing sun glasses. then the family asked the 2 MIB agents................



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