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posted on Mar, 31 2005 @ 02:05 PM
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Seeing how long it takes him to, WAIT A MINUTE.....

Ok, im back... my mind was wondering off for a minute there

Ok , where i left off....

Seeing how long it takes him to refill each donut,one by one.
Ofcourse this is a very tiring process that required the utmost
concentration and help from visual aids such as......




posted on Mar, 31 2005 @ 02:24 PM
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...the diagrams in The Complete Guide For Vacuum Bakers & Refillers.

He also enjoyed making them march around the shack until most of them had dropped dead, then hanging the corpses from the trees and watching them twist in the wind. Then he would throw them to the crows and vultures.

However, this revenge not being enough for the spiteful hermit, he would then proceed to torture the surviving doughnuts in ways that are far too grotesque to be described at a website approved by the Concerned Parents of the World (CONPAREWO). Color photographs of this can be seen elsewhere.

Another game involved...



posted on Mar, 31 2005 @ 02:34 PM
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Another game involved arranging the donuts in random order and then closing his eyes to see which one he would eat next. He really like this game since he got the best of both worlds from it. He got to eat the donuts, and pass the time while he waited for his fishing buddy to return from his trip.

Where was his fishing buddy? Ed had been gone for days and the donuts were starting to get old. Then he saw it...Ed's fishing pole was still in the corner! Now were did Ed actually go off to? He couldn't have gone fishing since he didn't take his equipment. That was when he noticed that......



posted on Mar, 31 2005 @ 02:41 PM
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there was a bloody hankerchef by the tackle box!!!!
But, but Ed never left without his Hanky....As the hermit
look around in despiration, his breath heavy with rage...No
this was beyond rage. For the Hermit knew that only one man
had would do this. His name is......



posted on Mar, 31 2005 @ 07:36 PM
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Josh Ira Durnow, yup our main character, the hermit went up to Josh Ira Durnow and......



posted on Mar, 31 2005 @ 08:00 PM
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challenged Josh Ira Durnow to a duel, not a duel with guns, nor swords, not even a duel with watermelons, but a duel with......



posted on Mar, 31 2005 @ 09:08 PM
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cards just before they started the hermit screemed out yu-gi-oh for no reson then........



posted on Mar, 31 2005 @ 09:26 PM
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All hell broke loose and before there eyes stood David Hasselhoff along with Christopher Reeves. Both men were ready to battle it out to the end in a classic game of Yu-Gi-Oh. The hermit thought, he knew that they were too much to handle for any single man...so the Hermit and Josh Ira Durmow teamed temporarily to defeat the dynamic duo. The cards were dealt........



posted on Mar, 31 2005 @ 09:45 PM
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the hermit summoned savannah and then played the magic card Risky_Bizness. then Josh Ira Durnow summoned Homeboiabe. you could see David Hasselhoff tremmbling but then.......



posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 06:34 PM
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...all of a sudden (according to a reliable eyewitness)...



posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 08:21 PM
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the earth shook and and the skies darkened, music played, lights flashed everywhere, it was ..............



posted on Apr, 2 2005 @ 10:43 AM
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... (at least according to the sworn statements of 4 (four) unreliable witnesses)...

[edit on 2-4-2005 by Macrento]



posted on Apr, 4 2005 @ 06:47 PM
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it was another rip in the space-time continuum. then Josh Ira Durnow and the hermit fell inside the rip and landed on a mysteryious land. the place was called.......



posted on Apr, 5 2005 @ 03:02 PM
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...No Place, the only place in the universe that was nowhere and everywhere (at the same time).

This was bad, no matter how you looked at it. Josh Ira knew there was only one thing to do: take out his Iridium multidimensional triple-celluphone, call his friend John Titor, the time-travelologist, and ask for help...



posted on Apr, 6 2005 @ 03:58 PM
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but he kept getting a busy signal.....which was jsut as well, since No Land is shaped like a donut, and the Hermit was quite interested in exploring......



posted on Apr, 6 2005 @ 05:01 PM
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the baldness of the man who was in this story when i made it up. So he got on his pogo stick and went to find him. He hunted high and low and eventually came accross him at.....



posted on Apr, 9 2005 @ 07:46 PM
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at the north of the donut drilling trying to get to the center of the donut then all of a sudden he hit something and jelly sprayed everywhere and Knocked both of them off the donut.......



posted on Apr, 11 2005 @ 04:24 PM
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they began to fall and fall and fall and fall, spiralling, twisting, falling, down and down they went, further and further, until they landed with a plop onto a shiny, stinky...............................



posted on Apr, 12 2005 @ 05:34 PM
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irrigation ditch, which was situated next to a crop circle in berkshire. The irrigation ditch was really smelly and full of.....



posted on Apr, 15 2005 @ 07:56 PM
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trash, the hermit did not mind since it looked and smelled like home. but our main caracter didn't like being in that hole and thats when he.....



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