Lets make a story!

hit his navel on a gourd. (Which saved him from breaking his nose, or anything else for that matter......except......................

the gourd itself, of course. The gourd was broken, mashed flat, and ruined, just like our hero's dream of joining the French Foreign Legion. He would never make it to France now, and besides, he didn't even speak French. He thought about what to do next and decided that it would be best to . . .

to repair all of these holes in time in space. So he decided to go and find god and ask for her help.

Finding the gates to heaven locked he had no choice but to try and open them so he whipped out his..................................................................

d..onkey and attacked a mysterious man from lithuania.

The mysterious man, wasn't really that mysterious, it was actually his brother, dressed in a batman cloak, somehow he had managed to............

[edit on 2-28-2005 by worldwatcher]

To fool are main character. Which is not that amazing considering his '___' addiction.

Yes his Little scarey donkey addiction , which has plagued him since childhood, had caused him to forget about the donkey he had pulled out to open the gate.......the donkey did its job an unlocked the gate.....our bold character then strode through and heard in a booming voice........................................................................

Im Daffyd, the only gay in the village and you cant bring that donkey in here!

"Why not", said Daffid. The booming voice shouted, " you cant bring that donkey in here because.........

"Donkeys are our weakness" said voice weakly. Now leave the donkey or we shall be forced to.............................

move to the United States and become Democrats, leaving our red white and blue elephants behind. Our bald, umm I mean bold hero, with his donkey addiction, decided that the US needs more gay democrats and so he . . .



[edit on 3/3/05 by wellwhatnow]

OH MY GOD....................Ive lost all my bloody hair !!!

He then turns around and says oh there it is and scoops his hair back onto his head and says.....................................

[edit on 3-3-2005 by Mindwalker]

Then he commenced to scaring all the villiage idiots out of the heavens with his mighty...donkey...(dropping the whole of the democratic party's IQ by a mean 4 points...which they couldn't afford to lose, in the first place (yeah, you can hit me for it later)).....leaving the woman goddess to her lonesome without her band of men...for now she had no toys to play with, and may have to go back among the inhabitants of the earth to gain more converts.

Lucky man alone with a female God or no?

No.
He only thought he was lucky, but then he discovered that he was unable to satisfy the Goddess's desire for . . .

foot massages and mud wrestling, so he ran into a forest to hide from the goddess and fell into a hole. He tumbled deeper and deeper into the earth and suddenly found himself in......................................

.......the pub !!. Ill have a large please he said.........a large what sir the bartender replied.......a large............

a large plate of haggis of course. But the bartender didnt have any haggis. NO HAGGIS, our hero said. well get urself away to bonnie scotland to get some then you stupid.........

knuckle-dragging, inbred, mouth-breathing, grade A, first class, myopic, creatinous, slimy, loathsome git!
To which the bar keep replied . . .

......................Im sorry sir I dont speak french, and Im sorry about having no haggis, however I do have this and the bartender bent down and picked up a..........................................