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posted on Feb, 17 2005 @ 04:24 PM
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I'll start, everyone else follow on.
Dont take the piss by typing page after page!


Once upon a time there was a man. This man was bald and had a cat. He decided one day that he would leave the US and join the Frog (oops i mean French) foriegn legion. So he got on a plane and.....




posted on Feb, 17 2005 @ 04:25 PM
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headed for Algeria, but a sudden storm diverted the plane and he soon found himself in..............................

[edit on 2-17-2005 by worldwatcher]



posted on Feb, 17 2005 @ 04:33 PM
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North Korea. Oh f****ng s**t he said, so he jumped on a garbage barge heading for...



posted on Feb, 17 2005 @ 05:31 PM
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..France, however IT got hijacked to Cuba instead....



posted on Feb, 17 2005 @ 08:26 PM
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And after it got hijacked he wipped out a dubby and tore into another dimention inwhich he came across a(n)...



posted on Feb, 18 2005 @ 10:16 AM
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...an alien with huge eyes and nasty breath, and an evil grin who said:



posted on Feb, 18 2005 @ 02:50 PM
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"Give me your brains or I'll destroy you!"
Just then a wormhole opened and man blindly threw himself into it.



posted on Feb, 18 2005 @ 02:53 PM
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When he entered the worm hole he came across a new world... made of cheese. the first thing he did when he got to this world was...



posted on Feb, 18 2005 @ 02:54 PM
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jump thru all the holes in the swiss cheese, then he proceeded to eat as much gouda as he could and then he started to fill his pockets with cheddar but suddenly.............................



posted on Feb, 18 2005 @ 02:58 PM
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..He became ill, lost conciousness and fell to the ground. It was then that he......



posted on Feb, 18 2005 @ 03:03 PM
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broke wind and tore a rip in the space/time continuum



posted on Feb, 18 2005 @ 03:06 PM
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sending him hurling into another dimension. When he opened his eyes......



posted on Feb, 19 2005 @ 04:20 PM
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..he was surrounded by beautiful maidens who insisted that he.....




posted on Feb, 19 2005 @ 05:39 PM
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go with them to the Northern California Redwoods to meet the....



posted on Feb, 19 2005 @ 06:25 PM
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Prime Minister of Kansas.



posted on Feb, 19 2005 @ 06:33 PM
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He turned them down...instead decided to go to Tijuana, where....





posted on Feb, 20 2005 @ 07:23 PM
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He wipped out a harp and played and played untill he couldn't play no more. The only thing that kept his sanity was......



posted on Feb, 20 2005 @ 09:40 PM
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the memory of his cat back home and finding that there was still some gouda stuck in his teeth. He quickly dug it out with a . . .

[edit on 2/20/05 by wellwhatnow]



posted on Feb, 22 2005 @ 07:33 AM
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pitch fork and then proceeded to do an oil filter,plugs and spark plug lead change on a passing vintage motorcycle whos owner offered him a lift to....



posted on Feb, 22 2005 @ 08:51 AM
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Appalachola. Thinking that it would get him closer to Tijuana, he got on the bike, but halfway there he fell asleep, lost his grip and fell off the bike, tumbling down a hill and..........................



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