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oh its Tyrone with vista rewards?? well come on in

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posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 07:53 PM
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wtf man.

it is 8:50 at night and someone knocks at the door.
as soon as i hear a knock we all go quiet. i listen a bit. maybe they will go away.
nope.
they knock again... still silent

knock again. i say who is it

"its tyrone with vista rewards.. i would like to talk to you"

and i say

"i dont know who the # you are and im not opening the door"

he says sorry sir. i hear my screen door close and as soon as it does i run out the back door and come around the side of the house and watch to make sure this dude leaves.

he just walks away.

no big deal.
if he was trying to pull some # he didnt try to hard

but who the hell knocks on peoples doors at 9pm for anything....

oh but its tyrone.... well in that case come on in sir. let me put the #ing kettle on

jesus christ




posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 08:00 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

Lucky you. All I ever get are church recruiters who open up my front door* or someone trying to sell me some steaks in the parking lot.


*I thought I posted about this before but I can't find it.

Had some people follow me back into my apartment after I took out the trash. I closed my front door and they opened it up without knocking, both popped their stupid, smiling faces in. I assume they were church people.

I told them to get out immediately and I keep a leatherman right near the door for such reasons.





edit on 11-4-2018 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 08:01 PM
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There is no way in this day and age that any company should be sending out marketers door to door... especially at that hour.

I would have done the same as you without the # thrown in 😆.

I hate when uninvited people knock on my door. Rarely do I answer and if I do .. it’s just to ask what they want through the door.. then tell them I’m not interested.



posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 08:02 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

Knock on my door at 9pm... you better have pizza and tacos!

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posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 08:03 PM
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originally posted by: TinySickTears
"its tyrone with vista rewards.. i would like to talk to you"


"Hi, Tyrone, this is TST with 'Holding a Large Caliber Handgun'. How you doin'?'



posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 08:04 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

Sad that this is the reality in which we live.



posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 08:10 PM
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Sadly, where I live, 'IF' I answer the door, I make sure it's only going to open so far and I have an ugly surprise in my hidden hand behind my back.

Too many scumbags, and thugs these days.



posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 08:11 PM
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originally posted by: Cygnis
Sadly, where I live, 'IF' I answer the door, I make sure it's only going to open so far and I have an ugly surprise in my hidden hand behind my back.

Too many scumbags, and thugs these days.


My door never opens. If you don't leave after your first knock, cops are getting called and the leatherman is coming out.



posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 08:12 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

Me and a friend of mine used to play a game where we would knock on the others door and whoever didn't answer the door with a gun lost.

One day I thought he was hiding from the peephole but it was just a really short chick selling magazines. It was awkward.



posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 08:13 PM
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Should have just answered the door, politely.

Then greeted Tyrone, shake his hand and ask him what blood type he is and if anyone knows he's here.

Might have been a nice guy.



posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 08:15 PM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock
Should have just answered the door, politely.

Then greeted Tyrone, shake his hand and ask him what blood type he is and if anyone knows he's here.

Might have been a nice guy.


Your post about bringing the dead cat in the shower was better



posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 08:16 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Even I was chuckling reading that one. That's rare for me. Most of the really funny stuff that makes me laugh never leaves my head.



posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 08:21 PM
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a reply to: Bigburgh

i looked it up too.
i vaped like 2 years ago. i have since moved an never registered or signed up for any vista #

i dont like people coming to my house. i hate unexpected knocks and i never open the door even in the daytime.
just annoys me.

this 9pm # though..... thats something different.

i dont like it



posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 08:22 PM
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originally posted by: Cygnis
Sadly, where I live, 'IF' I answer the door, I make sure it's only going to open so far and I have an ugly surprise in my hidden hand behind my back.

Too many scumbags, and thugs these days.


i dont open the door.

when i was like 6 my dad gt a knock on the door and when he opened it a guy pushed his way in with a gun. it was a bad scene. i posted the article about it here a while back.

i dont open my door



posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 08:36 PM
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originally posted by: TinySickTears

originally posted by: Cygnis
Sadly, where I live, 'IF' I answer the door, I make sure it's only going to open so far and I have an ugly surprise in my hidden hand behind my back.

Too many scumbags, and thugs these days.


i dont open the door.

when i was like 6 my dad gt a knock on the door and when he opened it a guy pushed his way in with a gun. it was a bad scene. i posted the article about it here a while back.

i dont open my door



Aye, I read that post when it was fresh.

I can't say I would after that experience either, so don't blame ya for that in the slightest.



posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 08:55 PM
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The latest I've ever had anyone at my door is 7pm. I made the mistake of being too kind to the moorman (I'm sure I spelled that wrong) girls and they constantly were texting me and showing up at my house to see if it's a good time to teach me how to be a functioning woman in their religion etc.... etc....

I think their views and ways of life are interesting so I did let them in a few times, but they stay for like 2 hours... I have a full time Job, and a 3 year old I can't have people in my house randomly from 7 to 9 I got things to clean and cook man..... Finally had to tell them I didn't think they should continue to come over that I felt I was wasting their time at that point since I had 0 intention of joining them.

They were cool about it.

Knocking at 9PM though?? Sketchy.... also had security cameras installed just in case the religious folks show up uninvited again.

-Alee



posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 09:33 PM
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a reply to: NerdGoddess

For future reference it's spelled Moron




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posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 10:14 PM
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Yeah not cool TST. I've got a Tyrone type story for ya.

Check this out...

I ordered from Pizza Hut the other day.

My wife answered the door at about 7 pm.

We ate and started watching TV.

At 11 pm, he shows back up at the door knocking.

He says "i was just driving around delivering pizza and I just had this strange urge to come back and pray for you."

I said "what did you say to me?"

He nervously answered "yeah, I just had this urge to pray for you, it's just this overwhelming feeling I am getting, is there something you need to confess to me?"

I said "awe, that's nice" and shook his hand like a vice grip, then yanked him up into the light in the doorway and checked him for a gun.

No gun on him, fortunately. I pushed him back out and he asked if he could come in and pray for us.

I said " no, you can pray you make it off my property" or something like that.

I don't think he was expecting me to be here and wanted to get at my wife.

I didn't do anything after that, thought about calling the cops, before this pizza rapist strikes again.

It was ultra weird, and I don't know which one I am more uncomfortable with.

...A creep rapist, or an actual clairvoyant spreading prophecies.

Needless to say, we don't order anymore za's from there.



posted on Apr, 11 2018 @ 11:32 PM
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I only let Mormons in if they a have a pretty gal in tow.
And then I try to convert them to the Church of the Subgenius.



posted on Apr, 12 2018 @ 12:14 AM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

I still get people doorknocking me to sell stuff despite TWO visible signs on the door saying do not knock.

Grinds my gears.







 
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