Love how the writer conveniently forgot to mention how the game was originally supposed to start at 7pm but was moved up to a 1pm start time the night
before. And that the game time temp was 33ish and it was snowing. None of these things would’ve obviously changed the attendance but still would be
nice to report all the facts. F this guy and his grandmas basement that he’s freelancing out of.
Sounds a bit like the turnouts for the Morristown "Frackers'' from the Hank Asaria. The ''Frackers'' are a bush league team that relies upon the very
colorful narration of the ''booth announcer'' to make the games exciting. They use tricks to bring out the lethargic fans like batters who are so
overweight that their bellies hang out over home plate and cannot avoid being hit by balls thrown within the strike zone.
OH I forgot to mention that the Morristown ''Frackers'' are a fictional team from the new comedy ''Brockmire'' now in it's second season with the
first season on Netflix. If you like baseball, this is the funniest show ever.
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The season started a little earlier this year. You can't compare a 16 game schedule to the NFL with 2 pre-season games to Baseball with 162 game
schedule. Yes move a game to one P.M. from 7 P.M. and that will cut attendance, as well.
Brockmire is a past his prime big league color announcer who has gone from the ''bigs' to calling cock fights in SE Asia and action in Philipino porn
flicks. He is drugged out, spaced out and hampered by ugly memories of his burnout rant during his last big league game due to heaving drinking and
verbally blasting his wife over the air because he came home one evening and found her in the middle of a sex orgy wearing a strap on and doing the
his best friend. He melts down but now, unknown to him, he has become a you tube sensation and so is hired by the owner of the Frackers in hopes of
cashing in on his internet fame.
There really is no reason that the teams in the warmer climates host the games until it warms up. Either that or cut the season back to 150 games.
* If the game is indeed 'for the fans' have the Designated Hitter bat in National League parks and the Pitcher go to bat in American League parks. The
way it is now, the National League fans get screwed by having to be exposed to "flailing about"
I played 2 years of pro baseball in the minor leagues (A) and one year was on the worst team in baseball and We always had at least 1,500 fans. Many
of them female to watch Me pitch. Shirley, I jest.
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