a dog walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey.
the barman says 'wow, you should apply for a job at the circus'
the dogs says 'why, do they need a plumber?'
Made me chuckle
I'm crap at jokes as well so here's a quote:
"Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons: I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them, they screw everything
up." — Danny DeVito
Quick shout to any people reading this thread who haven't commented but would maybe like to, please do.
Post a youtube on the jukebox, rant headlines from a tabloid over a game of pool, whatever, just get a round in.
The Winchester is a decent place to chill when it is WW3 stuff going on all around, no stress, but share your geo-political stories if other patrons
could do with knowing about something new.
For now I'm going non doom on the jukebox though...