"Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over."

A guy walks into a bar, orders 10 beers and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The bartender asks, "Damn, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had."

The bartender steps back and asks, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."

ETA Please barman...

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

Ah but does the barman/landlord know it is the end of the world WWIII stuff going on?
That makes a difference.
...John at The Winchester understands that

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

Deserved a separate reply, top tune mate!!!

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

I just got off the blower. Dave told me Flash Harry would be in tonight, have you seen him? We were gonna talk about a dog.

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

I passed him earlier by the smoking area, he was twatted, rambling about Putin was gonna kill us all...I smiled and went for my piss, didn't see him when I came out, and home now so no idea what mess he's in, up to his mates to fix that, not me.

Whats going on in the UK with the shops?
Visa is reporting that UK consumers are not buying goods, and its slowing the economy.


www.reuters.com...

a reply to: Cauliflower

Seems okay in these parts.
Come to The Winchester, you can buy allsorts here 'tax free'

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

Winchester FB page still open?

Want to check the meal deals and pub quiz times before I catch the Bus.

www.walesonline.co.uk...

a reply to: Cymru

Haha, John the landlord doesn't do social media, this is an old school freehouse pub.

He's annoyingly put BBC Parliament on the TV though for Theresa May's statement in the house of Commons. She's rambling on about 'couldn't give Parliament security details prior to attacking' blah, usual slippery worded comments.
Old Stan in the corner is still ranting Daily Mail headlines, and I just had a 'Putin Pie' with a pint of Thatchers...still don't know what meat is in the Putin Pie...John won't tell.

God, BBC Parliament is boring, get your arse down here and have a game of pool, the jukebox should be back on again as soon as May stops her waffling.

As long as you ain’t serving Putin Tea, I will pop in

originally posted by: Whereismypassword
As long as you ain’t serving Putin Tea, I will pop in

Lol, no, only Earl Grey in the Winchester!
See you in a bit then, I'm having a couple more pints, doing crap at pool so you could have a chance if you catch me right now.

Putin tea haha...

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

Earl Grey? That's an abomination! I overdosed on tea as a child and couldn't stand the stuff eventually but I never got further than the first sip of Earl Grey as an adult no less. It's poofter tea! Bergamot? What the hell is Bergamot doing in the tea? Hiding?

Where's Terence when you need him...?

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

Well the best waffle faster! Its nearly all over ...

m.youtube.com...

Drink up, the world's about to end!

a reply to: Cymru

Haha, haven't watched that for years, I'll embed it...


I think the WW3 doom is fading now though, BBC news seem bored with it again, although they are milking the story about the 'nerve agent' in Salisbury. Even old Stan in the corner has put his Daily Mail down and stopped ranting doom.

50p on the table if you want to set them up, I'll get a couple of pints in.

originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

Earl Grey? That's an abomination!

Drinking tea in the pub is an abomination!
I'm getting a round of Nuclear Sambuca in, it's regular Sambuca but John the landlord likes the topical catchy name

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

As long as there are 3 coffee beans floating and it is on fire it's all good. Thanks John!

I'm up for a refresh on the drinks front!!

Haha shots all round then
Found this on the jukebox, haven't heard it for years, seems appropriate to present geo-politics...

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

Fire? Me?
I'll rack up the balls and look innocent.
Theres a quid on the table for winner stays on.

a reply to: Cymru

Good shout
Rugby highlights is on the TV, no WW3 doom porn news though, guess this Russia/US/Syria thing has blown over for now...unless you'r Syrian of course.

You can break if you like, and share cue if you want, this is the only decent one.