...ask John to order some in before it kicks off, oh and definitely see dodgy Frank to put a bet on who fires first, I say UK for sure, might stick
another tenner on later.
Hahaha! You sly bugger, I'll let you off then, she is pretty fit I'll give you that...but she'll bore you mate, proper air-head, she thinks
geo-politics is something to do with governments studying stones lol
Oh so you'll hold the pool game up to give her comforting blag lines like "Don't worry about WWIII babe, it'll be okay, I'll always look out for you"
I can imagine it now. Her knight in shining armour lol, I'm gonna find a pisstake track on the jukebox for you.
Here you go...
Quick shout out to anyone up for it, the hot sauce challenge is back with a grand prize of sunday roast dinner for two and a bottle of wine, only £5
entry, see John behind the bar.
This weeks special themed sauce will be mixed with baked beans, and whoever eats the most (or finish their bowl first) is the winner...
That's was an interesting watch!
John the landlord turned the volume down so thank # for subtitles on the TV, I'm just about done beating SprocketUK at pool though so if you have 50p
on the table rack them up as soon as I pot this black....
Putin is known for sabotaging cue chalk mate, Dave the bouncer watches him like a bird of prey but he's a sly one.
...don't be blaming your stick though, lame, share my cue and I'll beat you again...side bet if I beat you then loser drops to knees and says thank
you Vlad.
No problems with ATS at The Winchester, pop in for a pint and some doom WWIII chat and banter.
It's 'winner stays on' at pool so get your 50p's on the table
John the Landlord just turned the volume up on the pub TV for the BBC news.
Lead story is about Cliff Richard suing the BBC, next story is about Nerve agent deffo being Russian, then 3rd story about Russians/Syrians gassing
civilians.
No mention of UK intentions to back US & France in strikes on Syria, looks like everyone is all chilling a bit out since Trump's tweets of imminent
doom.
Talk in the pub is because Britain is hesitating, the Don is reluctant to go for it...Macron in France however, he's desperate to strike to divert
attention from his domestic problems.
Ah, geo-politics, now, who's up on the pool table next? Set 'em up while I get another pint.
EDIT
Syria story is Russia saying the claims of them gassing people are bull#, and that some foreign secret agents staged it to make them look bad.
Who the # do you believe? I'm getting the TV turned off after the news, and back to the jukebox...
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Oh thanks Cornish I do love a Doom Bar, will pass on the pickled egg and pork scratchings though. Do you think Dave would let me nip across and grab
a kebab if i promise to eat it outside
edit to add:
Is remembering lock ins where we all ordered in curry and kebabs and smoked inside