"Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over."

a reply to: SprocketUK
Haha good choice!

...ask John to order some in before it kicks off, oh and definitely see dodgy Frank to put a bet on who fires first, I say UK for sure, might stick another tenner on later.

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy
Well done posting the pic


I will have a cheeky fiver on fat Kim kicking it all off.

Aw, who is feeling all melancholy putting this on the jukebox ffs???!
Sprocket, was this you?!

Someone lighten the mood yeah, trying to have a laugh here beating TrueBrit again on the pool table.

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originally posted by: SprocketUK
I will have a cheeky fiver on fat Kim kicking it all off.

Haha that's an outsider, reckon Frank will give you 11 to 1 for that, may as well just give me the fiver!

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

I only put it on trying to impress Julie behind the bar with what a sensitive bloke I am.

a reply to: SprocketUK

Hahaha! You sly bugger, I'll let you off then, she is pretty fit I'll give you that...but she'll bore you mate, proper air-head, she thinks geo-politics is something to do with governments studying stones lol

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy


Barmaids were always my kryptonite mate.

Just hope she nips out for a fag when it's my shot on the table.

a reply to: SprocketUK

Oh so you'll hold the pool game up to give her comforting blag lines like "Don't worry about WWIII babe, it'll be okay, I'll always look out for you" I can imagine it now. Her knight in shining armour lol, I'm gonna find a pisstake track on the jukebox for you.
Here you go...

And just for Julie the barmaid...

Quick shout out to anyone up for it, the hot sauce challenge is back with a grand prize of sunday roast dinner for two and a bottle of wine, only £5 entry, see John behind the bar.
This weeks special themed sauce will be mixed with baked beans, and whoever eats the most (or finish their bowl first) is the winner...

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

Too right I will mate.


Puts on 3 songs to taunt Cornish about the sort of girls HE usually finds himself with when the ugly lights come on.

a reply to: SprocketUK

Haha number 3!
It's getting late, any port in a storm when it's end of the world...what happens in doom porn stays in doom porn!

...and you're up next for pool, I'll stick a quid in the jukebox

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy


Yep it isn't gonna happen anytime soon

a reply to: anonentity

That's was an interesting watch!
John the landlord turned the volume down so thank # for subtitles on the TV, I'm just about done beating SprocketUK at pool though so if you have 50p on the table rack them up as soon as I pot this black....

wait for what to blow over??

this is a huge over hyped event just like North Korea

what don't they want you to see??

a reply to: toysforadults

Exactly, have a pint and a pickled egg, my shout...we'll be fine!

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

That damn bendy cue and who put the chalk down in a puddle of beer?

a reply to: SprocketUK

Putin is known for sabotaging cue chalk mate, Dave the bouncer watches him like a bird of prey but he's a sly one.
...don't be blaming your stick though, lame, share my cue and I'll beat you again...side bet if I beat you then loser drops to knees and says thank you Vlad.

No problems with ATS at The Winchester, pop in for a pint and some doom WWIII chat and banter.
It's 'winner stays on' at pool so get your 50p's on the table

John the Landlord just turned the volume up on the pub TV for the BBC news.


Lead story is about Cliff Richard suing the BBC, next story is about Nerve agent deffo being Russian, then 3rd story about Russians/Syrians gassing civilians.
No mention of UK intentions to back US & France in strikes on Syria, looks like everyone is all chilling a bit out since Trump's tweets of imminent doom.
Talk in the pub is because Britain is hesitating, the Don is reluctant to go for it...Macron in France however, he's desperate to strike to divert attention from his domestic problems.

Ah, geo-politics, now, who's up on the pool table next? Set 'em up while I get another pint.


EDIT
Syria story is Russia saying the claims of them gassing people are bull#, and that some foreign secret agents staged it to make them look bad.
Who the # do you believe? I'm getting the TV turned off after the news, and back to the jukebox...

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

A pint of Doom Bar, Pork scratchings and I'm next on the Pool Table. Just outed a fag so bring it.

Oh thanks Cornish I do love a Doom Bar, will pass on the pickled egg and pork scratchings though. Do you think Dave would let me nip across and grab a kebab if i promise to eat it outside


edit to add:
Is remembering lock ins where we all ordered in curry and kebabs and smoked inside