posted on Apr, 6 2018 @ 06:20 PM
Hello and welcome to the greatest and most important thread ever created.
1. I took off my winter tires a few days ago only to wake up to a blizzard this morning. I had to drive like a granny to work (no offense to the
grannies). Note to self: Check the weekly forecast next time. Did I mention it's about 2 weeks into spring? Where is some of that good ol' global
warming when you need it.. and now as I'm writing this, it's starting to become really nice and sunny out. Typical Canada..
Why are you so bi-polar Mother Nature?
2. I wore my very expensive diamond earrings for the first time in a very long time (for reasons that will remained undisclosed because embarrassment
and shame doesn't look good on me), only to forget that I was even wearing them right before I hopped into the shower.. and my overly-aggressive and
clumsy self watched in slow-mo as it bounced around the tub right before it did a triple axel right down the drain.. I almost saved it..
"it's only material.. it's only material..." *cries*
3. So.. to combat the depression, I went and bought a $5 dollar scratch ticket in hopes that I would win Cash For Life, but instead I ended up
winning... $20!! Which is basically hitting the jackpot by my standards.. maybe there are
better days ahead..
4. Despite the somewhat facetious and pessimistic tone of this thread, I'm actually in a pretty good mood (thanks partly due to this thread) and
wanted to share my eventful day with
the fine people of ATS whom I so dearly..
people on a message board so I can vent and hide
behind my avatar in anonymity. Hehehe..
So.. how was your day?