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Man Attacks Roman Soldiers with Helmet to Save Jesus

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posted on Apr, 1 2018 @ 12:40 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yeah you want me to talk dirty to you? Do you like it Italian?
I make a great pizza. I make them thin and cross. With fresh toping from the garden.
Gnocchi with zucchini. If You like to with sausage a good spanish chorizo.
I'm not that dogmatic with my ingredients, it's more "European".
But also Parmesan. Lots of Parmesan. And both, actually three kinds of Lasagne. Vegetables. Vegetables and fish. The classic.

Is that dirty enough for you, you pervert? What did you make me do?

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posted on Apr, 1 2018 @ 12:42 PM
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a reply to: Peeple


I'm so hot right now.

Excuse me, I'll be back in 5 seconds.



posted on Apr, 1 2018 @ 12:48 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That was more than five seconds. Did you fall asleep?
Afterwards? Hm?


Tiramisu? But with fresh fruit, a little sour...
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posted on Apr, 1 2018 @ 02:09 PM
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a reply to: Trueman

Jesus: Father, why have you forsaken me?

Random Biker Dude: Hold my beer.



posted on Apr, 1 2018 @ 03:01 PM
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a reply to: Trueman


Maybe one day a Christian time traveler will do the same. That would ruin Jesus plans. Keep an eye on Mandela, this thread will be the evidence.

About 15 years ago there was a theatrical group that put on a Christmas Eve living diorama of Nativity Scene called something like Bethlehem Tour, complete with Roman soldiers and regular Judean people going about their business.

When I saw Virgin Mary I felt that I should tell her something; give her a warning. The only thing that came to mind was the verse "Behold, this child is set for the falling and the rising of many in Israel, and for a sign which is spoken against. Yes, a sword will pierce through your own soul, that the thoughts of many hearts may be revealed."(Luke 2:34,35)

I was too sad to say that to her, so I grabbed her hand and said, "Come with me. I have a room in a land that neither Judeans nor Romans know about!"

She yanked her hand out of my grasp and gave me a very dirty look. As the guards hauled me away, I looked back to her with pleading eyes, "this doesn't have to play out this way!"

Happy Easter/April Fool Day



posted on Apr, 1 2018 @ 03:29 PM
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a reply to: pthena

Oh man....! so you said "Come with me Mary, I have a room..." ???





posted on Apr, 1 2018 @ 03:59 PM
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originally posted by: Trueman

originally posted by: badw0lf
That thar be religious folk a their finest.

You look your way up from that level, you see the corruption change, from violent acts such as this, to calculated ones.

he who holds the power of man with belief, holds god in his hands.


Maybe one day a Christian time traveler will do the same. That would ruin Jesus plans. Keep an eye on Mandela, this thread will be the evidence.



Ask, and ye shall receive! Sorta.

rebrn.com...



posted on Apr, 1 2018 @ 04:03 PM
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Most important question, was Jeezuz saved this time?
Do the religious mind-slaves have to re-write their holy book of fairy tales now?



posted on Apr, 1 2018 @ 04:22 PM
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originally posted by: DerBeobachter
Most important question, was Jeezuz saved this time?
Do the religious mind-slaves have to re-write their holy book of fairy tales now?


Dude, He's not the real Jesus.



posted on Apr, 1 2018 @ 05:07 PM
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originally posted by: Trueman

originally posted by: DerBeobachter
Most important question, was Jeezuz saved this time?
Do the religious mind-slaves have to re-write their holy book of fairy tales now?


Dude, He's not the real Jesus.


How dare they to show a fake saviour, blasphemy...



posted on Apr, 1 2018 @ 05:39 PM
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originally posted by: KansasGirl
The three guys on crosses stayed in character! They don't even react! 😂😂😂

I thought they totally nailed that performance

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posted on Apr, 1 2018 @ 06:22 PM
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originally posted by: weirdguy

originally posted by: KansasGirl
The three guys on crosses stayed in character! They don't even react! 😂😂😂

I thought they totally nailed that performance


Also shows that Roman armor sucks.



posted on Apr, 1 2018 @ 09:30 PM
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He should have used..."The Spear of Destiny"


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CX

posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 02:49 AM
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Wish this would have happened back then....would have saved a lot of hassle...saved a work of fiction partly screwing up the world...and saved me hearing how it was God's will every time my mum's cat doesn't come back!

CX.



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 09:13 AM
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Idiot. When saving someone from crucifixion you need a suicide squad.







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