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Sean Penn has a novel out today.. lets make fun of it

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posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 08:35 PM
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first i must say that while i intend to make fun of his big dumb ass and his dumb ass book i will most certainly be buying a copy for the random shelf because lets face it. i need it.
should be at the local goodwill in short order

www.amazon.com...=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1522200546&sr=8-1&keywords=bob+honey+who+just+do+stuff


Bob Honey has a hard time connecting with other people, especially since his divorce. He’s tired of being marketed to every moment, sick of a world where even an orgasm isn’t real until it is turned into a tweet. A paragon of old-fashioned American entrepreneurship, Bob sells septic tanks to Jehovah’s Witnesses and arranges pyrotechnic displays for foreign dictators. He’s also a contract killer for an off-the-books program run by a branch of US intelligence that targets the elderly, the infirm, and others who drain this consumption-driven society of its resources


www.huffingtonpost.com...


It’s a slim novel about Bob Honey, an aging septic tank entrepreneur, merkin peddler and government contract killer of senior citizens (they drain society’s resources and produce methane). Bob Honey does stuff, and he doesn’t like all the BRANDING and SELFIES the teens do these days. He obsessively hates his chubby, red-haired ex-wife, and he obsessively adores a young woman named Annie, who has alopecia and is completely hairless. After they first have sex, he requests that she use a merkin, as he’s “[n]ever one for psychosexual infantilism or pedophilic fantasy.” Eventually, President Donald Trump becomes a figure in the plot, but this happens without explanation or narrative consistency.


ahahahahahahahaahha





posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 08:42 PM
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I just read an article about him, and he says he wrote this book because he was unsatisfied with acting. But get this... it wasn’t his performances that he was not satisfied with .. it was the collaboration and performances of his fellow actors.

How’s that for a big pile of wind 🙄. Can’t say I have much respect for an ego that big.



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 08:45 PM
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a reply to: Sheye

2 cool things about sean penn

fast times at ridgemont high
the falcon and the snowman

he's been a dick since as long as i can remember

milk was pretty good too
so 2 1/2

wait.....wait

state of grace

ok so there is like a few things cool about him but # him anyway
edit on 27-3-2018 by TinySickTears because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 08:50 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

I think he's a good actor. I just don't understand why guys like him, and sports figures, who make some dough think they know more than we plebes. He is demonstrably short of intelligence and should just enjoy his riches.



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 08:51 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

Oh the ego is a funny thing. I doubt he's going to get the reinforcement he thinks he is.

However, we shall have years of comedy!



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 08:57 PM
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Haven't heard the word merkin in a few centuries.




posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 08:58 PM
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originally posted by: underwerks
Haven't heard the word merkin in a few centuries.



i try to work it into conversation as much as possible.
i like the word



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 09:01 PM
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originally posted by: TinySickTears

originally posted by: underwerks
Haven't heard the word merkin in a few centuries.



i try to work it into conversation as much as possible.
i like the word

All I can think is why?



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 09:03 PM
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originally posted by: DogStarIn1066

originally posted by: TinySickTears

originally posted by: underwerks
Haven't heard the word merkin in a few centuries.



i try to work it into conversation as much as possible.
i like the word

All I can think is why?


i already said
i like the word. it sounds cool

arent there words you just think sound cool?



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 09:05 PM
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Both a merc and a merchant of merkins, remarkable.



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 09:12 PM
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originally posted by: TinySickTears

originally posted by: underwerks
Haven't heard the word merkin in a few centuries.



i try to work it into conversation as much as possible.
i like the word

There definitely aren't enough opportunities to use it now days. What with waxing and all.

Merkin weaving seems to be going the way of the codpiece. Sad.



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 09:30 PM
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The name Bob Honey makes me think he has some kind of weird Honey BooBoo fetish going on.



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 09:41 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
The name Bob Honey makes me think he has some kind of weird Honey BooBoo fetish going on.


makes me think of the character jay mohr played in jerry maguire

bob sugar



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 09:47 PM
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originally posted by: TinySickTears
i try to work it into conversation as much as possible.
i like the word


I asked Nyiah to crochet me one but she never did.



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 09:52 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TinySickTears
i try to work it into conversation as much as possible.
i like the word


I asked Nyiah to crochet me one but she never did.


ill get the wife to hook you up.

extra big??
thought so



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 09:53 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears


She'll need a sheep's worth or two.



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 09:55 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TinySickTears


She'll need a sheep's worth or two.


got a gang of blue faced leicester just for you.

ill have her use the 'big hook' [/wink]



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 10:00 PM
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Just from what little I am seeing, this looks like a total vanity project.



It's not like there have *ever* been any celebs prone to that. Right?



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 10:33 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

You are obviously a Tool - Maynard James Keenan fan. Am I wrong?



posted on Mar, 28 2018 @ 12:14 AM
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S + F for Sean Penn ridicule



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