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Celebrity Boxing: Hillary Clinton vs. Monica L. Who'd win?

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posted on Jul, 1 2003 @ 11:25 PM
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Who would win a bought in-between Hillary Clinton, and Monica lewinsky? Why would that person win?
I think Monica would win, because she's younger and her bones are less brittle due to age like Hillary.



posted on Jul, 1 2003 @ 11:35 PM
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Monica...that ho is probably quite used to getting 'tapped around the ring'...



posted on Jul, 1 2003 @ 11:36 PM
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the real winners are a bunch of old horny senators who have soccer moms for wives and won't give it up.


i think lewinsky. don't know why.



posted on Jul, 1 2003 @ 11:36 PM
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Yup she probably is



posted on Jul, 1 2003 @ 11:39 PM
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Hey... If I were a senator... I had a soccer mom for a wife... Of course this would be a win for me...



posted on Jul, 1 2003 @ 11:39 PM
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Hillary..........she is "butch" and would quite literally knock Monica to her knees.......Opppsss...where's Bill?!


regards
seekerof



posted on Jul, 1 2003 @ 11:42 PM
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Good one... He's probably getting " secret service" from one of his new secretary.



posted on Jul, 1 2003 @ 11:44 PM
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I dont know but my money's on Hilary. I think she would win.



posted on Jul, 1 2003 @ 11:44 PM
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...yeah...Monica would make a great secretary...she's certainly shown she can take great dick-tation...


...oppsie...naughty Mod, should be setting a better example...




posted on Jul, 1 2003 @ 11:48 PM
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I bet she would... hey... would you like to her a joke about monica? It isn't the cleanist joke but... i still think it's funny



posted on Jul, 1 2003 @ 11:50 PM
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...hmmm...think right now this thread is already teetering on that fine line of pending deletion...maybe a smutty joke might be a little toooo much right now...



posted on Jul, 1 2003 @ 11:52 PM
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alright... It's not that bad... but I won't risk it...



posted on Jul, 1 2003 @ 11:52 PM
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Hillary has my money!!

One hell of a counter puncher!!



posted on Jul, 2 2003 @ 12:00 AM
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Yeah...come to think of it...Hillary would probably kick Monicas butt. Hillary has probably had a gutsful of Bills cheating ways and is just itching to pimp-slap some trick whom Billy Boy has had his evil way with...

...can see it now...Hillary just dispensing with Boxing and going NATO on Monica...slamming her off the ropes and delivering a nice back body drop, scrambling up to the top turn-buckle and pulling off a flying elbow into Monicas ribs 'Randy Savage' stylez...

...she gets up, turns to Chelsea who throws in a flding chair...Hillary starts pounding Monica with the chair as the crowd starts chanting "WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES!"



posted on Jul, 2 2003 @ 12:09 AM
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Originally posted by alien
Yeah...come to think of it...Hillary would probably kick Monicas butt. Hillary has probably had a gutsful of Bills cheating ways and is just itching to pimp-slap some trick whom Billy Boy has had his evil way with...

...can see it now...Hillary just dispensing with Boxing and going NATO on Monica...slamming her off the ropes and delivering a nice back body drop, scrambling up to the top turn-buckle and pulling off a flying elbow into Monicas ribs 'Randy Savage' stylez...

...she gets up, turns to Chelsea who throws in a flding chair...Hillary starts pounding Monica with the chair as the crowd starts chanting "WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES!"


I almost busted a gut!!!!!



posted on Jul, 2 2003 @ 12:16 AM
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Thats a whole lotta pent up anger in that woman Hillary.....you mess with her, you better be covering up. Monica wouldn't stand ohhh but about as long as that Mike Tyson fight on PPV, for $19 and some change, and didn't last 2 minutes! You wanna talk about some folks feeling ripped off.......imagine how Monica is going to feel?!


regards
seekerof

[Edited on 2-7-2003 by Seekerof]



posted on Jul, 2 2003 @ 12:24 AM
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Originally posted by alien
Yeah...come to think of it...Hillary would probably kick Monicas butt. Hillary has probably had a gutsful of Bills cheating ways and is just itching to pimp-slap some trick whom Billy Boy has had his evil way with...

...can see it now...Hillary just dispensing with Boxing and going NATO on Monica...slamming her off the ropes and delivering a nice back body drop, scrambling up to the top turn-buckle and pulling off a flying elbow into Monicas ribs 'Randy Savage' stylez...

...she gets up, turns to Chelsea who throws in a flding chair...Hillary starts pounding Monica with the chair as the crowd starts chanting "WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES!"


Hilary would turn into the HULK, Clinton style...



posted on Jul, 2 2003 @ 10:49 AM
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Hitlary would tear her up.Monica would be a blood stain on the mat.IMO
Hey alien,arn't you supposed to stting a better example for us new mods?
Bad,naughty horny super mod.



posted on Jul, 2 2003 @ 01:20 PM
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i would give monica the edge on this one



posted on Jul, 2 2003 @ 01:25 PM
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hillary,
she'd probably pick up the phone and contact some "associates" of vince foster's ...




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