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posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 12:28 AM
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a reply to: burgerbuddy

It has been many years since I have cut my own toe and finger nails.. I go every week usually on a Sunday to a salon where the two girls know what they are doing.. No blood and it cost me less than 5$ USD... Eat your heart out !!




posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 12:42 AM
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originally posted by: burgerbuddy

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: vonclod
I had to have one of my big toe nails removed, kept getting ingrown..I miss it


That's because people cut their toenails wrong. You should cut them different than fingers. You need to keep toenails straight, and not rounded. You can also cut a little V shape in your toenails at the center of the nail, forcing it to grow towards the midline; this will prevent ingrown nails.

You're welcome.





Thank you Mr. Toenail!

Are you a lobbyist for the clipper industrial complex?


Geez...! Mr. grumpy Toe Nails.
Perhaps if you took some well informed advice you would not
be such a "tenderfoot"!



posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 01:49 AM
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originally posted by: 727Sky
a reply to: burgerbuddy

It has been many years since I have cut my own toe and finger nails.. I go every week usually on a Sunday to a salon where the two girls know what they are doing.. No blood and it cost me less than 5$ USD... Eat your heart out !!




Yeah I go to thailand too.

You get the hot oil massage with that manicure?






posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 01:49 AM
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originally posted by: grubblesnert

originally posted by: burgerbuddy

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: vonclod
I had to have one of my big toe nails removed, kept getting ingrown..I miss it


That's because people cut their toenails wrong. You should cut them different than fingers. You need to keep toenails straight, and not rounded. You can also cut a little V shape in your toenails at the center of the nail, forcing it to grow towards the midline; this will prevent ingrown nails.

You're welcome.





Thank you Mr. Toenail!

Are you a lobbyist for the clipper industrial complex?


Geez...! Mr. grumpy Toe Nails.
Perhaps if you took some well informed advice you would not
be such a "tenderfoot"!


Ouch!




posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 02:11 AM
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a reply to: burgerbuddy

I trim mine with the potato peeler, does a good job too.



posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 02:28 AM
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LOLOLO.....too funny ! I cut my Dad's with wire cutters and surgical gloves.....labor of Love to be sure !



posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 02:30 AM
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originally posted by: burgerbuddy

originally posted by: 727Sky
a reply to: burgerbuddy

It has been many years since I have cut my own toe and finger nails.. I go every week usually on a Sunday to a salon where the two girls know what they are doing.. No blood and it cost me less than 5$ USD... Eat your heart out !!




Yeah I go to thailand too.

You get the hot oil massage with that manicure?






Ahhh another man of refined sensibilities... I play golf every friggen day or practice. So yes either a 6 dollar Thai massage or a bath and oil massage for for 9$ usually at least 3 times a week. My massages are sports related.... seriously..... as I have a bad back and am getting to old ... But .... it is better than just doing nothing..

No the salon is totally different than the massage parlor... And the massage parlor I go to is a no hanky panky kind of place..With a very loving wife and all the golf..... I sleep well at night... almost comatose



posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 02:44 AM
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a reply to: burgerbuddy

Its best to use a band saw. You lean onto your wife while your son guides your toe through, holding onto the ankle at the correct angle.



posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 02:44 AM
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originally posted by: burgerbuddy

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: burgerbuddy

Yeah yeah heard it before





That has to be canadian,

I look like tree sap to you?



It's near a fictional town in northern Washington state called "Twin Peaks". Very close to Canada actually, hah!. Great show tho! You really have to start with the pilot in the 90s, then season 1 and 2, then watch the movie (Fire Walk With Me), THEN watch the 3rd season, which is when that video takes place....

And even then, you'll still be confused. Lol. It's great tho, David Lynch is on to something, just not entirely sure what...yet!
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posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 03:47 AM
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originally posted by: burgerbuddy
Now I can't recognize my own feet.

Seems like this is a non issue for ATS.

Millions of people go through this every day.

Discuss.



Nail clippers will be valuable in the apocalypse



posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 05:32 AM
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The nail on my left big toe is something more akin to a hoof.
I have to use a file to trim it. Clippers don't open wide enough to get a bite.



posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 05:39 AM
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originally posted by: Wookiep

originally posted by: burgerbuddy

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: burgerbuddy

Yeah yeah heard it before





That has to be canadian,

I look like tree sap to you?



It's near a fictional town in northern Washington state called "Twin Peaks". Very close to Canada actually, hah!. Great show tho! You really have to start with the pilot in the 90s, then season 1 and 2, then watch the movie (Fire Walk With Me), THEN watch the 3rd season, which is when that video takes place....

And even then, you'll still be confused. Lol. It's great tho, David Lynch is on to something, just not entirely sure what...yet!


Lol, yeah twin peaks, what a freak show that is.




posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 05:43 AM
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originally posted by: prevenge

originally posted by: burgerbuddy
Now I can't recognize my own feet.

Seems like this is a non issue for ATS.

Millions of people go through this every day.

Discuss.



Nail clippers will be valuable in the apocalypse


Yes, they will be quite valuable.

They are good for pimples too.

HEY! joke! Don't cut off your pimples with a nail clipper!!!








posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 05:49 AM
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originally posted by: burgerbuddy

originally posted by: Wookiep

originally posted by: burgerbuddy

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: burgerbuddy

Yeah yeah heard it before





That has to be canadian,

I look like tree sap to you?



It's near a fictional town in northern Washington state called "Twin Peaks". Very close to Canada actually, hah!. Great show tho! You really have to start with the pilot in the 90s, then season 1 and 2, then watch the movie (Fire Walk With Me), THEN watch the 3rd season, which is when that video takes place....

And even then, you'll still be confused. Lol. It's great tho, David Lynch is on to something, just not entirely sure what...yet!


Lol, yeah twin peaks, what a freak show that is.



It's as bad as the other show, Fargo.

lol.




posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 05:57 AM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
The nail on my left big toe is something more akin to a hoof.
I have to use a file to trim it. Clippers don't open wide enough to get a bite.



Need the big ones.

My bro broke his off in the baseboard In the middle of the night.

I have a clipper I got in switzerland and that thing will cut chain.

Great leverage.







posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 06:01 AM
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originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: burgerbuddy

Its best to use a band saw. You lean onto your wife while your son guides your toe through, holding onto the ankle at the correct angle.



LOLOL!!!

Table saw would work too.

At least you can raise or lower the blade.




posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 06:06 AM
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originally posted by: 727Sky

originally posted by: burgerbuddy

originally posted by: 727Sky
a reply to: burgerbuddy

It has been many years since I have cut my own toe and finger nails.. I go every week usually on a Sunday to a salon where the two girls know what they are doing.. No blood and it cost me less than 5$ USD... Eat your heart out !!




Yeah I go to thailand too.

You get the hot oil massage with that manicure?






Ahhh another man of refined sensibilities... I play golf every friggen day or practice. So yes either a 6 dollar Thai massage or a bath and oil massage for for 9$ usually at least 3 times a week. My massages are sports related.... seriously..... as I have a bad back and am getting to old ... But .... it is better than just doing nothing..

No the salon is totally different than the massage parlor... And the massage parlor I go to is a no hanky panky kind of place..With a very loving wife and all the golf..... I sleep well at night... almost comatose




Yeah sports related, we all believe that.

You just like to be rubbed by thai girls and coconut oil.

Nothing wrong with that.

LOL!




posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 06:16 AM
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Give me a couple months and I will post some pics of clippings.

I have small toes.

I have friends with toes as long as my fingers, wtf?!

Ever see that?

Especially girls, deal breaker.

Monkey toes.






posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 07:59 AM
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I knew a guy with six toes on each foot.
His nails were so long you could hear them clacking on the floor tiles.



posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 10:22 AM
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A bag of shredded coconut.



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