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It's my Birthday - I can groove if I have to.

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posted on Mar, 17 2018 @ 01:10 AM
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When you walk into a pub, and the barman says Tequila?

Let me grumble for two seconds:

Yes please.

My arm is twisted.
Just like my mind is gonna be soon.




posted on Mar, 17 2018 @ 01:14 AM
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Bro it's your birthday - pour it down your throat.

Hang on fellas, I can't.

No you must have more.
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posted on Mar, 17 2018 @ 01:22 AM
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My naked chest.

Do you think I can wear this?

It looks so Viking-era.

Bro, you been wearing it like that all night.



posted on Mar, 17 2018 @ 01:22 AM
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a reply to: halfoldman
No wonder I was cold.



posted on Mar, 17 2018 @ 03:57 AM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
Some songs (especially the 1980s) say it should be Christmas every day.

I think it should be my birthday everyday.


You can make it! I mean, every day you are one day away from the day you were born. So if we break this down literally, every day is your birthday. Having a birthday only once a year is so mainstream anyway!



posted on Mar, 17 2018 @ 03:58 AM
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Congratulations!!!
But you are not old or halfold, you are halfwise now...



posted on Mar, 17 2018 @ 08:41 AM
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a reply to: halfoldman


Happy Birthday old chap.



posted on Mar, 17 2018 @ 09:36 AM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
Turning 43, and telling my Professor, this book Little Dorit is the most inappropriately titled book ever.

Flip Prof, I can't pick this up?

How must I read it?

If AC/DC lived in the 19th century they'd write a song about a whole lot of "Doris".


Wow! Happy B'day! When you were born, I was a hippie rock guitarist living in a 3-way relationship with my wife and girlfriend in a 1 bedroom in Miami...

Ah.. Those were the days! Many, many more birthdays ahead of ya!!!!




posted on Mar, 17 2018 @ 09:48 AM
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Happy Birthday 🎈🎈🎈🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈



posted on Mar, 17 2018 @ 10:14 AM
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a reply to: halfoldman

Happy Birthday!








Almost forgot my famous dragon cookies baked by the dragons.




posted on Mar, 17 2018 @ 01:43 PM
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a reply to: Night Star
Thank you very much, it was so.

Especially as today was St. Patrick's Day too.

God bless the Irish!

They had a special Irish menu, and a shooter called a "Kraut-Mick".

Seems like drinks are one of the last things one can still be politically incorrect about and have a laugh.




posted on Mar, 17 2018 @ 01:51 PM
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You are the same age as my kid! I still can't get over my "baby"
will be 43 soon!My grandchild turned 21 this year I feel so old...

I almost forgot,one of those "senior" moments...Happy Birthday!
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posted on Mar, 17 2018 @ 02:08 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth
Thanks Mamabeth.

Yeah parents getting older in front of me.

I wish I could stop the time, but nobody can.



posted on Mar, 17 2018 @ 05:19 PM
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And soon I lay me down to sleep,
With memories in the heart to keep,
You're forty-three, not forty-two
Time's a bitch,
But not with you.



posted on Mar, 17 2018 @ 08:39 PM
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think my (computer) mouse is literally squeaking. I ponder ... if I lubricated its balls a bit, would it help?



posted on Mar, 17 2018 @ 08:53 PM
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Now I remember.
Mom found this mouse in the closet somewhere.
It's a senior mouse.

I think the other one drowned in a wine spillage.

Goodness, we're referring to technology as sentient beings.



posted on Mar, 17 2018 @ 09:50 PM
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Yeah, most people care more about their hardware, than a tiny, living mouse.

But that's bad, and very primitive collective karma. Not a state of consciousness in tune with the life in us, and around us.

If I was an alien, I wouldn't announce myself to humanity either.
(Although Sting sang it - I am close to an "alien" for the mainstream).
We're not ready.



posted on Mar, 18 2018 @ 02:11 AM
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Flip, I'm enjoying this Strawberry Tequila I got for my birthday.

My bro starts reading the back of the bottle, I'm thinking he's serious. He's blabbering: "In 1702 the first priest introduced strawberry seeds into the agave fields of Mexico. Since then we've proudly brewed our strawberry tequila".

I'm like, really?
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