Best pets for Zombie apocalypse.

Hold on can I have a couple of Chimps with baseball bats?.

Hippo. Most dangerous animal in Africa but would spend most of its time doing absolutely nothing but chilling and wallowing.

Would have said a pack of hyena but the thought of cross contamination.....

originally posted by: Soloprotocol
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I'd take Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, alive or dead. Love those two.

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I wouldn't keep a Golden Eagle in my house...........turds would be to big and sloppy. Then I will choose a Bengal Tiger ..........litter boxed trained.

Wellll, if we are going to go to completely unrealistic...

I'm picking Godzilla. He'd be pretty handy to have around.

I want a trained Rhinoceros.
or a trained elephant.
both good for Lots of zombies.

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A Hawk.

Pros- It hunts its own food, you get to take some food from it, super fast and stealthy.

Cons- you may get eaten by zombies while watching your hawk fly, or you could possibly be blinded by the hawk if it flip`s out for some crazy reason. Oh, or get the bird flu. And salmonella.

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I'm NW Europe where the climate is suitable for elephants and they live a long time too. The zombies would run out of food before then and wither away from starvation.

Me, my elephant, bear and alligator would outlive the zombie apocalypse and move down to the sweet shores of the Italian Mediterranean!

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I think Chester zoo will have all those Ponderosta the animal park near me has a tortoise and the biggest rodent (forgot the name) on earth so I'm screwed.

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I think Chester zoo will have all those Ponderosta the animal park near me has a tortoise and the biggest rodent (forgot the name) on earth so I'm screwed.

Dude, I would cross the Pennines and get you. It'd be like that A-Team episode when Hannibal crossed the Alps.

A knight with a bow would be a great asset and we'd dine like kings on swans.

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We will stop by Leeds Armouries and tool up, I think they have some armour for Elephants as well as horses.

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Are there any pubs with suitable stables for elephants? We'd need a couple of kegs to prevent dehydration and dry roasted peanuts for the journey.

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We should just do it anyway zombies or not....Beer 1st steal the animals, storm the armouries, tool up, drink more and invade Wales.
We could start a Kickstarter.

originally posted by: testingtesting
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We should just do it anyway zombies or not....Beer 1st steal the animals, storm the armouries, tool up, drink more and invade Wales.
We could start a Kickstarter.

Sounds great to me!
I live in the midlands.
waiting for the Kickstarter!

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Jeez, it sounds awesome!! We've somehow found the upside to a zombie apocalypse.

...and the sequel to Shaun of the Dead. Simon Pegg needs to get the cornettoes out again. Woot! Beats Paul any day.

Yes to all the falconeers! I would have lots of birds! I think my main hunter would be a Harpy Eagle. I'd need a pack of vultures too. The Bearded Vulture will scavenge and hunt! I think I'd keep a pack of dachshunds too, because they make me happy.

originally posted by: Krahzeef_Ukhar
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I think Michonne had it sussed.

The best pet is a Zombie after some dental work.

Governor had it pimped out with 'live' zombie heads in actual fish tanks.

originally posted by: testingtesting
Hold on can I have a couple of Chimps with baseball bats?.

Zombie Chimps are extremely difficult to fight. Also Chimps are omnivores when no food can be found. Best to leave the monkeys in the jungle.

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Hippos won't work because they only come out at night for food. They get sunburn if they leave the waters.

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A goat. Or a cow.

Milk is great