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Best pets for Zombie apocalypse.

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posted on Mar, 10 2018 @ 01:52 PM
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Hold on can I have a couple of Chimps with baseball bats?.




posted on Mar, 10 2018 @ 01:57 PM
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Hippo. Most dangerous animal in Africa but would spend most of its time doing absolutely nothing but chilling and wallowing.

Would have said a pack of hyena but the thought of cross contamination.....



posted on Mar, 10 2018 @ 02:01 PM
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originally posted by: Soloprotocol
a reply to: Abysha
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I'd take Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, alive or dead. Love those two.



posted on Mar, 10 2018 @ 02:06 PM
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a reply to: makemap

I wouldn't keep a Golden Eagle in my house...........turds would be to big and sloppy. Then I will choose a Bengal Tiger ..........litter boxed trained.



posted on Mar, 10 2018 @ 02:10 PM
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Wellll, if we are going to go to completely unrealistic...

I'm picking Godzilla. He'd be pretty handy to have around.



posted on Mar, 10 2018 @ 02:16 PM
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I want a trained Rhinoceros.
or a trained elephant.
both good for Lots of zombies.



posted on Mar, 10 2018 @ 02:31 PM
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a reply to: makemap

A Hawk.

Pros- It hunts its own food, you get to take some food from it, super fast and stealthy.

Cons- you may get eaten by zombies while watching your hawk fly, or you could possibly be blinded by the hawk if it flip`s out for some crazy reason. Oh, or get the bird flu. And salmonella.



posted on Mar, 10 2018 @ 02:31 PM
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I'm NW Europe where the climate is suitable for elephants and they live a long time too. The zombies would run out of food before then and wither away from starvation.

Me, my elephant, bear and alligator would outlive the zombie apocalypse and move down to the sweet shores of the Italian Mediterranean!



posted on Mar, 10 2018 @ 02:41 PM
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a reply to: Kandinsky

I think Chester zoo will have all those Ponderosta the animal park near me has a tortoise and the biggest rodent (forgot the name) on earth so I'm screwed.



posted on Mar, 10 2018 @ 02:59 PM
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I think Chester zoo will have all those Ponderosta the animal park near me has a tortoise and the biggest rodent (forgot the name) on earth so I'm screwed.


Dude, I would cross the Pennines and get you. It'd be like that A-Team episode when Hannibal crossed the Alps.

A knight with a bow would be a great asset and we'd dine like kings on swans.



posted on Mar, 10 2018 @ 03:02 PM
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a reply to: Kandinsky

We will stop by Leeds Armouries and tool up, I think they have some armour for Elephants as well as horses.



posted on Mar, 10 2018 @ 03:07 PM
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a reply to: testingtesting

Are there any pubs with suitable stables for elephants? We'd need a couple of kegs to prevent dehydration and dry roasted peanuts for the journey.



posted on Mar, 10 2018 @ 03:08 PM
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a reply to: Kandinsky

We should just do it anyway zombies or not....Beer 1st steal the animals, storm the armouries, tool up, drink more and invade Wales.
We could start a Kickstarter.
edit on 10-3-2018 by testingtesting because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 10 2018 @ 03:46 PM
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originally posted by: testingtesting
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We should just do it anyway zombies or not....Beer 1st steal the animals, storm the armouries, tool up, drink more and invade Wales.
We could start a Kickstarter.


Sounds great to me!
I live in the midlands.
waiting for the Kickstarter!



posted on Mar, 10 2018 @ 03:47 PM
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Jeez, it sounds awesome!! We've somehow found the upside to a zombie apocalypse.


...and the sequel to Shaun of the Dead. Simon Pegg needs to get the cornettoes out again. Woot! Beats Paul any day.



posted on Mar, 10 2018 @ 07:26 PM
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Yes to all the falconeers! I would have lots of birds! I think my main hunter would be a Harpy Eagle. I'd need a pack of vultures too. The Bearded Vulture will scavenge and hunt! I think I'd keep a pack of dachshunds too, because they make me happy.



posted on Mar, 26 2018 @ 01:16 AM
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originally posted by: Krahzeef_Ukhar
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I think Michonne had it sussed.

The best pet is a Zombie after some dental work.


Governor had it pimped out with 'live' zombie heads in actual fish tanks.




posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 08:02 PM
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originally posted by: testingtesting
Hold on can I have a couple of Chimps with baseball bats?.


Zombie Chimps are extremely difficult to fight. Also Chimps are omnivores when no food can be found. Best to leave the monkeys in the jungle.



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 08:05 PM
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a reply to: Flavian

Hippos won't work because they only come out at night for food. They get sunburn if they leave the waters.



posted on Mar, 27 2018 @ 08:05 PM
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a reply to: makemap

A goat. Or a cow.

Milk is great
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