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Possession or Super Powers. . . . what will it be. . . .

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posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 06:46 PM
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You heard me right.

After my near-death experience with Gunther last week, I thought I'd cause some more pain on my frail and delicate body by having dental work done.

I'm getting implants.

Not the sexy kind. The dental kind to replace my crooked, rotting, aged, fangs.

But I had to have a procedure done prior to getting shiny new teeth.

I had to have a bone graft done on my jaw.

It was a cadaver bone.


That's right. The bone of a dead man.

Now we've all seen the movies. The rugged, handsome, awesome, sexy, good-looking guy gets a bone graft and the spirit of the dead guy soon possesses the hero. Then he does evil stuff like tipping only 10% or running with scissors.

Or it's the movie where it was an alien bone graft from a secret government lab and now I'm going to get super powers.

Either way I'm going to drink a lot and then get into a car chase with local cops.

Also, YAY Vicodin.





posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 06:49 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I love to see folks finally granted their super hero wishes.


Via cadaver bones, booze, acid-baths, whatever, ya know!

Chase your dreams DB!!

(And don't pay no mind to those flashing lights in the rear-view)



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 06:52 PM
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a reply to: JinMI


Gonna use my super powers to fool the cops into thinking that I'm a hottie super-model and they'll let me go.

Hold my beer. . . .



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 06:56 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Live stream requested please.



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 07:01 PM
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"Did you see what that psycho just did?"

"Yeah, what a loon! He had nice teeth though."



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 07:03 PM
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a reply to: The GUT


I'm thinking gold.

Gotta have the bling!



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 07:13 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

So you should probably change your ATS name right now to DCDeadpool.

As for the new fang work... the steak is waiting for you.

Focus!!!!




posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 07:15 PM
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a reply to: Lumenari


3 weeks of milk shakes, scrambled eggs.

I know it's unprecedented, but I wonder what the world record is for not eating a rib eye. I may have a shot since I doubt anyone has ever gone longer than a week.



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 07:21 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Getting rid of all the old stuff though will probably be a big health bonus for you.

AND... eye on the prize!!! I've had my jaw wired shut before with a broke jaw. It passes, as do all things.

A good bourbon helps...



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 07:25 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

I'm getting implants.

Not the sexy kind.


*30 seconds later*


Ohhhh now I get it!



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 07:27 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy




3 weeks of milk shakes, scrambled eggs.


You either have a lead stomach or hate your wife.



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 07:37 PM
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a reply to: JinMI

My Queen is exalted and revered because she has been able to put up with me for 3 decades.

Songs are sung for her nobility, beauty, kindness and sacrifice.

Why she puts up with my insane ass I will never know.



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 07:42 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Lead belly it is!



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 07:47 PM
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originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: DBCowboy

Lead belly it is!





Lead is the sexiest of all metals.



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 08:05 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Is leaded teeth on table?



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 08:09 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Try to get someone else's dental imprint for the new ones, that way, when your possessed jaw starts chomping on people, the cops will go after them.



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 08:14 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
It was a cadaver bone.


You know that's not a bone, right?



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 08:17 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

ouch, I cant imagine what Gunther was doing with you and the gimp ball, I swear I left him chained up with the peanut butter.



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 08:21 PM
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originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: DBCowboy

Is leaded teeth on table?



Lead is the prime choice for any implant.

It's never affected me!



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 08:22 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It was a cadaver bone.


You know that's not a bone, right?


Shhhh!

I got a free dinner out of the deal.




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