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Mosqitoes: An Ode:

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posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 04:36 PM
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Hell no, we won't go!

An Ode to the Mosquitos.
"Nibbling on my toes
Feeding on my leg
To you a naked soldier,
Must be your daily bread.
We try to save the rhino,
The lion is a show
The bees and whatever
But we won't go - oh no!"
edit on 7-3-2018 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)




posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 04:39 PM
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What are mosquitoes actually good for?

Apart from making the planet more hellish?



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 04:41 PM
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Save the Mosquito!

One campaign I've never heard of.



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 04:48 PM
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Why not?

Are they not God's creatures?



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 05:05 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

I always thought mosquitoes were the most annoying bug around,,,

But now it's those damn stinkbugs.....



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 05:23 PM
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Hand sanitizer, and a flask of '___'.
Should I - no you shouldn't.



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 05:24 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

Eat more curry. I always know when I'm "Curry Deficient" when I start getting bit. Curry is an important "vitamin".




posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 05:28 PM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

I've these gnats that no bug spray etc deters them, and the bastards try to land on me eyeballs and they dive bomb I to me ear holes. I even had one do a successful touchdown into me earhole thru me vehicle window while I was driving out of me driveway. Arrrrgh.

😝



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 05:28 PM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

I've these gnats that no bug spray etc deters them, and the bastards try to land on me eyeballs and they dive bomb I to me ear holes. I even had one do a successful touchdown into me earhole thru me vehicle window while I was driving out of me driveway. Arrrrgh.

😝



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 05:43 PM
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Wow, thanks brothers.



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 11:32 PM
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I made the mistake of passing out drunk on a trampoline on a muggy Texas summer night.
The skeeters had their way with me.
They seemed to focus on my ankle area.
My feet looked like inflated balloons the next morning.
Tequila is a hell of drug.



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 02:30 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23
Flip, imagine the poor mosquitoes the next morning!

I fly this way, you fly that way ...

Head-on collision!



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 03:07 AM
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Mosquito Rights!
Gravitate, don't pollinate!



posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 03:10 AM
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You wouldn't get the swatter if we sucked fat instead of blood!
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posted on Mar, 8 2018 @ 07:51 AM
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All hail mosiquito it's buzzing we all know!
I tried to kill him once where did the f@$#%r go!
He got me once he got me twice it's time he payed the price!
I spayed so much frikkin raid I even killed the mice!



a reply to: halfoldman


edit on 8-3-2018 by Athetos because:



posted on Mar, 12 2018 @ 09:03 PM
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Hail the mosquitoes,
This buzzing queen aloft.
You who needs no stinger,
You're biting me
Where I went soft.



posted on Mar, 12 2018 @ 09:05 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

Flip brothers, I never bit you and sucked your blood!




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