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Kinder eggs vs semi.

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posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 06:17 AM
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I had to lmao at this one pic, now I dont want people to get all cut about things.

We know there are for and against. but.. can you see the bizarreness in this? That it is actually true?

I lolled. I won't lie. but I submit to you, how the world see's certain aspects of the US of A.



*/me runs for cover and hides behind a gated community with all them fart sniffing hippies*




posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 07:12 AM
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a reply to: badw0lf

I laughed.



for some reason all I can think about now is chocolate AR15s with high capacity pez dispensing magazines.. Fun for all the boys and girls.



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posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 07:20 AM
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a reply to: badw0lf

There are Kinder eggs at my 7-11.

I want the joke to be about unpasteurized cheese. I want some damnit. Don't tell me it can hurt me, I can buy plenty of things that hurt me.... MURICA!



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 07:21 AM
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a reply to: badw0lf

eFf me lol what have I done..

you can get a chocolate 1911 for 30$
an ammo box with chocolate ammo
and you guessed it chocolate hand grenades.



Chocolate Gun - Full-sized Solid Milk Chocolate 1911 Handgun: Superb hand-crafted detail and made from almost a full pound of silky smooth Milk Chocolate candy, the Chocolate Handgun will give anyone the best "Near Death by Chocolate" experience of a lifetime! Modeled after the classic 1911 .45 ACP, it's even packaged in a REAL, padded gun case! The Chocolate Handgun is the perfect gift for any gun-loving man or woman. Throw in a couple cans of Chocolate Ammo, and you will have the ultimate gift!


lol wow



They even have AR15s..
I'm so unoriginal today.
Silly Universe.
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posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 07:37 AM
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Mmmmmmmmmm chocolate grenades


On the topic of kinder eggs they are really really tasty.
I buy em for the chocolate!.....(instantly builds toy)

a reply to: Reverbs


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posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 07:41 AM
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looks at user pic


lol



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 08:06 AM
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originally posted by: Lysergic
looks at user pic


lol



Oh come on mister king slouching on his throne..


Lmao

You know I luvs ya ciddy..



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 08:24 AM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: badw0lf

There are Kinder eggs at my 7-11.


Those are Kinder Joys, we get them at Meijer for our kids as a special treat once in a while. Actual European style Kinder Surprise ones really are illegal, they have the toy IN the chocolate shell. Here, they're in a separate half of the plastic egg shell. Because Americans are retards & eat toys, I guess.



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 08:28 AM
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a reply to: Nyiah

We live very recklessly up here



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 08:31 AM
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originally posted by: snowspirit
a reply to: Nyiah

We live very recklessly up here

Amazing the recklessness that happens without bubble wrapping the candy, you wild Canadian crazy-asses



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 08:33 AM
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originally posted by: snowspirit
a reply to: Nyiah

We live very recklessly up here


Wait till you all suffer the wrath that is Vegemite.

I remember the rumour that it was illegal there. But it was a rumour.. you just don't allow folate in a food.. Or something. I think it's simply because we eat it by the table spoon full, and Americans can't even tolerate the smell
I love vegemite. I can paint a single slice of toast black and thick with it, and enjoy it with a glass of milk.

Delish!!

www.perthnow.com.au...



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 08:36 AM
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originally posted by: badw0lf

originally posted by: snowspirit
a reply to: Nyiah

We live very recklessly up here


Wait till you all suffer the wrath that is Vegemite.

I remember the rumour that it was illegal there. But it was a rumour.. you just don't allow folate in a food.. Or something. I think it's simply because we eat it by the table spoon full, and Americans can't even tolerate the smell
I love vegemite. I can paint a single slice of toast black and thick with it, and enjoy it with a glass of milk.

Delish!!

www.perthnow.com.au...

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's legal here, I've seen it in World Market once in a while. Sells FAST, too, can't be that bad!



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 08:38 AM
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a reply to: Nyiah

You gotta try some before you can judge it.

Sinister... beautiful..



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 08:49 AM
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a reply to: badw0lf

Obviously you've never been attacked by an "assault" kinder.


Why aren't you thinking of the children!








posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 08:51 AM
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a reply to: Nyiah


Because Americans are retards & eat toys, I guess.


Haha NICE TRY PAL!!

WE EAT TONS OF SNIP THAT AREN'T FOOD OR TOYS!!!!

That's how the rest of the world knows what category something falls in (food, toys, laundry detergent), or the three categories of all things.

How else would the rest of the world know not to eat laundry detergent? Because the leaders in science showed the world its not food. You're welcome world. MURICA.
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posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 08:59 AM
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Now if only the toy was a tiny plastic carbine.



a reply to: DBCowboy



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 09:01 AM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: Nyiah


Because Americans are retards & eat toys, I guess.


Haha NICE TRY PAL!!

WE EAT TONS OF SNIP THAT AREN'T FOOD OR TOYS!!!!

That's how the rest of the world knows what category something falls in (food, toys, laundry detergent), or the three categories of all things.

How else would the rest of the world know not to eat laundry detergent? Because the leaders in science showed the world its not food. You're welcome world. MURICA.

< sigh >

You're right....America = Darwinism's best example.



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 09:12 AM
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I ate one just yesterday, and I admit that it was pretty good .I don't even open the you side .



posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 09:15 AM
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originally posted by: Athetos
Now if only the toy was a tiny plastic carbine.



a reply to: DBCowboy



hmm..

seems the internet is Always 3 steps ahead.



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originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: Nyiah


Because Americans are retards & eat toys, I guess.


Haha NICE TRY PAL!!

WE EAT TONS OF SNIP THAT AREN'T FOOD OR TOYS!!!!

That's how the rest of the world knows what category something falls in (food, toys, laundry detergent), or the three categories of all things.



Now I want a kinder egg and some tide pods. You guys made me so hungry.



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posted on Mar, 7 2018 @ 09:20 AM
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originally posted by: Nyiah



< sigh >

You're right....America = Darwinism's best example.


We are the most evolved afterall..

You'll probably catch up eventually.




btw I thought this would be about a super strong egg not being crushed under a truck, or exploding everywhere depending on who wins "kinder egg vs semi"

ha
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edit.... yep the internet is drunk today...
hold my beer.


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