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The Trumps Prayer..

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posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 12:20 AM
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Oh, orange god who art in Washington.

Tiny be thy hands..

thy fake new comes.

thy speeches be dumb.

On Fox as it is on infowars.

Give us another day, instead of blowing us up.

Yuuuge...











posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 12:26 AM
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a reply to: JoshuaCox

Hmmm..... I just don't know.
I am returning to the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" thread. Way more intresting things going on over there.
edit on 2/25/2018 by Tundra because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 01:07 AM
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a reply to: JoshuaCox




god


The only ones who refer to Trump as God unironically are on the left.

Why is that?



posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 01:13 AM
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originally posted by: rockintitz
a reply to: JoshuaCox




god


The only ones who refer to Trump as God unironically are on the left.

Why is that?





Obviously because his followers follow him with blind faith.



posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 01:17 AM
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a reply to: JoshuaCox




posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 01:25 AM
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originally posted by: JoshuaCox

Oh, orange god who art in Washington.

Tiny be thy hands..

thy fake new comes.

thy speeches be dumb.

On Fox as it is on infowars.

Give us another day, instead of blowing us up.

Yuuuge...









Holy Mary, mother of god.

Our patience is with thee.

Silly are the left without logic,

and ignorant is the bikelock wielding miscreant that bashes strangers over the head for their political views,

Jesus...

Holy Mary, Mother of God,

pray for the leftists,

now and again in 4 years time.

Oh man...




posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 01:27 AM
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This is a terrible thread. It'd be different if it were somewhat clever but it's not.
edit on 2/25/2018 by 3NL1GHT3N3D1 because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 01:32 AM
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Roses are red

And Trump lives in your head



posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 01:40 AM
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a reply to: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

Rather, you can't accept that people believe in things you don't, so you attribute it to some sort of mental disorder.



posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 01:44 AM
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originally posted by: 3NL1GHT3N3D1
This is a terrible thread. It'd be different if it were somewhat clever but it's not.


It would also help if it was funny.
edit on 2/25/2018 by Tundra because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 01:52 AM
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originally posted by: rockintitz
a reply to: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

Rather, you can't accept that people believe in things you don't, so you attribute it to some sort of mental disorder.






What? Dude WTF, I answered your question, my response has nothing to do with belief.

Perhaps however you should take a good look at your own projections and what they mean.

To clarify I simply answered for the op in the terms that I understood what he/she meant...

Ugh...



posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 01:53 AM
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That rash hasn't cleared up yet, huh? Don't worry...there's plenty more where this came from.




posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 02:13 AM
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originally posted by: DAVID64
That rash hasn't cleared up yet, huh? Don't worry...there's plenty more where this came from.



Apparently, Trump and 9 out of 10 of his fellow worshippers use it daily and swear by it... Though, I'm fairly sure its obviously snake oil.



posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 02:42 AM
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a reply to: Subaeruginosa

I'm going to need some of that as I'm losing it trying to deal with some trump supporters lack of brain cells.



posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 03:32 AM
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originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed
a reply to: Subaeruginosa

I'm going to need some of that as I'm losing it trying to deal with some trump supporters lack of brain cells.


Yeah all that doing good work and supporting the citizens, as opposed to rampant political posturing just to make their coffers full...

We need Hillary back, she'll learn you right... with all your amazing brain cells.

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posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 03:45 AM
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even in the joke board the Trump defense team is strong... pretty asinine joke though
there's so much more clever ways to make fun of the buffoonery and loyalists.
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posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 04:37 AM
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originally posted by: odzeandennz
even in the joke board the Trump defense team is strong... pretty asinine joke though
there's so much more clever ways to make fun of the buffoonery and loyalists.


Mate, anyone who would post a mother joke on here would cop the same ridicule.

Crap jokes, are.. well, crap.

/slaps op around with a wet trout.



posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 04:54 AM
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originally posted by: badw0lf

originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed
a reply to: Subaeruginosa

I'm going to need some of that as I'm losing it trying to deal with some trump supporters lack of brain cells.


Yeah all that doing good work and supporting the citizens, as opposed to rampant political posturing just to make their coffers full...

We need Hillary back, she'll learn you right... with all your amazing brain cells.





My brain cells are not compatible with Hillary supporters either,im not racist I hate everybody equally.



posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 05:17 AM
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originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

originally posted by: badw0lf

originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed
a reply to: Subaeruginosa

I'm going to need some of that as I'm losing it trying to deal with some trump supporters lack of brain cells.


Yeah all that doing good work and supporting the citizens, as opposed to rampant political posturing just to make their coffers full...

We need Hillary back, she'll learn you right... with all your amazing brain cells.





My brain cells are not compatible with Hillary supporters either,im not racist I hate everybody equally.


Good to know you're not racist. Where did that even come from?



posted on Feb, 25 2018 @ 05:23 AM
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a reply to: Tundra

I think I was trying to cover myself from every angle, If I choose a side I get hate from the other, this way I'm firmly centred.



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