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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a light bulb

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posted on Feb, 23 2018 @ 02:17 AM
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More guns




(I have to write something here because my thread is too short)




posted on Feb, 23 2018 @ 02:21 AM
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a reply to: BlackSkinhead

one star for effort. The fact it didnt make sense even gave me a chuckle so have a flag.

theres a joke there you just have to lock load and squeeze the trigger After you have sights on target.

you can have 2.5/10

maybe like "zero, guns solve everything!"


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posted on Feb, 23 2018 @ 02:23 AM
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Lol not bad joke that. What do you want to bet that some will not find it funny.
More guns could be the punchline for many things.



posted on Feb, 23 2018 @ 02:25 AM
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a reply to: BlackSkinhead


How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a light bulb


Answer A: None - they like to remain in the dark.
Answer B: Who cares, at least they can change one!




posted on Feb, 23 2018 @ 02:30 AM
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a reply to: Sublimecraft

answer A wins.

haha solid 7/10




posted on Feb, 23 2018 @ 02:34 AM
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a reply to: BlackSkinhead
Two of them.
One to blast out the original bulb using an AK-147, the other to "re-load" the socket using the fresh bulb.



posted on Feb, 23 2018 @ 03:04 AM
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" Joe Bob : "Dang it Fred, the light bulb done blew...hold my gun while I cha.. BOOM....................................Fred?"



posted on Feb, 23 2018 @ 03:39 AM
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"Everything is A-OK with this lightbulb"



posted on Feb, 23 2018 @ 05:58 AM
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a reply to: BlackSkinhead




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posted on Feb, 23 2018 @ 07:26 AM
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Who gives a snip about the NRA?

How many people does it take to demagogue one single group out of the hundreds in this country?

Whatboutism.

A Russian propaganda technique.

Cruz broke the law WHAT ABOUT the NRA?

The op isn't even remotely funny.



posted on Feb, 23 2018 @ 07:54 AM
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a reply to: BlackSkinhead

The answer to your question is about a dozen less then some snowflake liberal's your own answer makes no sense,what was this an after thought?



posted on Feb, 23 2018 @ 08:26 AM
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a reply to: neo96

Hahahahahahaha.



posted on Feb, 23 2018 @ 03:06 PM
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All of them plus Dana Loesch

So they can watch Dana do it.

Did I mention Dana is hot?



posted on Feb, 23 2018 @ 03:47 PM
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a reply to: BlackSkinhead

None.

You'll never be able to pry the lightbulb out of their cold, dead hands.



posted on Feb, 24 2018 @ 02:36 AM
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It's a joke neo chill out.



posted on Feb, 24 2018 @ 03:10 AM
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Don’t need a light if you have night vision!



posted on Feb, 24 2018 @ 08:04 AM
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The US constitution establishes the god given right to carry and bear arms. It is absolute.
It does not establish the NRA or any other oligarchical agency tasked to limit or "erode" the 2nd amendment, neither tasks the NRA with providing an interpretation. There's no need for interpretations :

- A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
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