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Why Masons stole then shaved my llama

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posted on Feb, 24 2018 @ 03:16 PM
I need a new pet mason
mine George got a taste for baby blood so I did him in.
So any spare mason's send me a pm.

posted on Feb, 24 2018 @ 03:35 PM
a reply to: testingtesting

Masons Don't PM...

Also... They Prefer One Due Per Month... Hence Chicks With PMS Are Banned.
You Don't Become Better By Being Dumb Enough To Pay More Than You Fair Shares Of Dues.

Long Live The PMS.
Don't Tread On Me, Pretty!

posted on Feb, 24 2018 @ 03:41 PM

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Woodcarver

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I've had it with the talk of guns and death.

It was a bad day at work where I spend all day making wigs for Gingers so they can sneak into society and steal souls.

And to top it off, I just found out that Masons are responsible for every crime in America and in Europe, which would have been America too but we lost the war of 1978, when disco died.

So it's been a bad day.

Not as bad as when I was holding that jar of turpentine in the Louvre and tripped.

But that's beside the point.

Skateboards were invented by Masons so they could try and look cool but failed because their fez's kept falling off.

And elbow macaroni is a lie because my elbows look nothing like pasta.

Classic bait and switch. What happened to the damn llama?

My llama named Jeffery was finally returned to me. Shaved and traumatized.

Like I was when I was abducted by co-eds in Oslo in 84.
Generous Often Is A Nice Haircut. Sounds Like You Were Very Neglectful.

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