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Be As A Towel

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posted on Feb, 22 2018 @ 07:28 AM
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This struck me as an epiphany.
I enjoy practicing martial arts.
No one can say Bruce Lee was not a total badass.
One of the precepts of Jeet Kun Do was "Be as water."
From the mouth of a Master.
I saw a guy, very athletic, skilled in the martial arts, spill as glass of water.
I said "Grab that."
He replied "How do you grab water?"
He was being a wise-ass.
The first words from my mouth "With a towel."
We sparred.
I soaked him up.
Be as a towel.




posted on Feb, 22 2018 @ 07:41 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Be the ball

na na na na na.... Na na na na na



posted on Feb, 22 2018 @ 07:44 AM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
This struck me as an epiphany.
I enjoy practicing martial arts.
No one can say Bruce Lee was not a total badass.
One of the precepts of Jeet Kun Do was "Be as water."
From the mouth of a Master.
I saw a guy, very athletic, skilled in the martial arts, spill as glass of water.
I said "Grab that."
He replied "How do you grab water?"
He was being a wise-ass.
The first words from my mouth "With a towel."
We sparred.
I soaked him up.
Be as a towel.

I'd tell you to clean your own mess.



posted on Feb, 22 2018 @ 07:52 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

You might have to stipulate that one should be like a clean towel...

Have you ever seen a three month old towel that has been stuffed in the corner of a gym locker??

Peace



posted on Feb, 22 2018 @ 07:58 AM
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a reply to: operation mindcrime

My towel smells like sweaty balls.
In your sloppy face.



posted on Feb, 22 2018 @ 08:31 AM
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originally posted by: skunkape23

Be as a towel.
My towel smells like sweaty balls.


I knew there was a reason I decided upon Japanese MA...


Peace
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posted on Feb, 22 2018 @ 08:58 AM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
a reply to: operation mindcrime

My towel smells like sweaty balls.
In your sloppy face.





posted on Feb, 22 2018 @ 09:03 AM
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Don't you wish everybody used Dial?



posted on Feb, 22 2018 @ 09:33 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

There is an old martial arts saying that I will paraphrase 'the gazelle doesn't graze where the lioness prowls.' I think you'll understand the meaning.

While you think about the grasshoppers wise words here is something that might interest you-Sepak takraw, or as I like to call it 'Kung Fu volleyball.'




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posted on Feb, 22 2018 @ 09:55 AM
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a reply to: watchitburn


na na na na na.... Na na na na na




posted on Feb, 22 2018 @ 09:55 AM
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dp
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posted on Feb, 22 2018 @ 09:55 AM
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dp


my pc is infested tonight
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posted on Feb, 22 2018 @ 12:59 PM
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your a towel!



posted on Feb, 23 2018 @ 05:59 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

I'd rather be a big green pointy leaved bush .. I'm assuming choice is a factor here?




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