posted on Feb, 21 2018 @ 12:09 PM
OK this is a bit of a laugh and I am certainly not taking this to seriously (or I may just be in a massive panic and state of denial) but I think it
is a good example that folks of ATS should hear...
So anyway for me this is the second Mandela Effect situation I have encountered, the first I posted in the mega thread where the numeric buttons for
my then company log in totally switched pattern overnight..
This new one got me good and proper, I work with this guy we will call him "Jason" about 3-4 times each month as an average, we get on really well
and chat often, he is what I class as a good egg..
Anyway he tells me about 4 months ago he was getting engaged and we spoke about weddings and I jested how his life was over, typical banter.
Now I am certain he said his "misses" was called Jessica and he showed me a photo of a lovely blonde bird and what the plans where going to be, for
the wedding that is not the wedding night..
Anyway roll on to the start of the year and I had not worked with matey boy aka Jason for about 6 weeks as I was on extended leave from work out in
the Philippines, a work colleague we will call "Pedro" calls me a few days after I get back to the Democraphic republik of the broken Kingdom asking
if I fancy a night out with him and Jason for a catch up.. Sadly I was unable to attend..
A few days after this I am working with Pedro and he drops a bomb on me bigger than Nakasaki..
The conversation goes as follows,
Pedro:: "Oh so anyway me and Jason went out the other night, yeah was decent actually nice place",
Me:: "Oh right, just glad you got home ok TBH I know how you get after a few Dr peppers".
Pedro:: "Ha tell me about, oh BTW Jason showed the picture of his Boyfriend, yeah small Asian looking fella, I had to look twice as I thought it was
a bird, ain't your misses from Asia??, they are tiny ain't they"....
ME:: "You f#cking what???, what you been smoking???, Jason has a Blonde misses called Jessica, we spoke about his f#cking wedding you melt"...
Pedro:: "Nope, 100% Jason is Gay, thought you knew TBH, sausage and beans all day brother"..
Me:: (Looking shocked to my f#cking core), "But But"............
I actually had to call Jason and ask in a not so direct manner as in "Mate are you f#cking Gay and if so how the hell did I not know?, I thought you
was getting married to a Blonde bird"...
Jason:: "You what?, I thought you knew I was Gay, yeah f#cking Gay and proud of it, only blonde bird I am f#cking is a small Asian man".....
Well I never!!!!!!!!!!!.........
Disclaimer, to not trigger anyone this is how male friends chat to each other ok.. I have nothing against anyone unless you are Ginger....