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Are These the Worlds dumbest burglars ?

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posted on Feb, 15 2018 @ 01:29 PM
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Shanghai Police have released this video of probably the Worlds dumbest burglars.


That's gotta hurt.


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posted on Feb, 15 2018 @ 01:32 PM
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a reply to: gortex


Ummm...why yes...yes they are...

Except when they burgled your OP...


Oh...there it is...

That was too funny...I had to show everyone here at work...knocked his accomplice clean out...






YouSir
edit on 15-2-2018 by YouSir because: the OP was hijacked I tell ya...

edit on 15-2-2018 by YouSir because: ditto...



posted on Feb, 15 2018 @ 02:06 PM
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I dunno, I saw a video once that was very similar, but better. The window was plexiglass and the brick bounced off and hit the guy.



posted on Feb, 15 2018 @ 02:08 PM
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a reply to: gortex

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a brick, no? Pretty undodgy criminals.

That would-be-burglar forgot the first rule of B&E using a brick: Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.

That was hilarious, thanks



posted on Feb, 15 2018 @ 02:23 PM
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a reply to: gortex

That was brilliant! I can't stop watching it!



posted on Feb, 15 2018 @ 02:26 PM
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Plot twist: he was undercover...

Original uncropped version:



posted on Feb, 15 2018 @ 02:31 PM
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You've seen dumb, now here's dumb and dumber...



posted on Feb, 15 2018 @ 02:40 PM
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This tops the one I saw where the police asks the victim to ID the burglar and the guy goes: yes officer this is the man I robed....



posted on Feb, 15 2018 @ 02:49 PM
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And - on Valentines Day, no less...



posted on Feb, 15 2018 @ 02:53 PM
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a reply to: NightFlight

roses are red
violets are blue
this is a brick
i just threw at you



posted on Feb, 15 2018 @ 02:54 PM
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a reply to: gortex

Lol, instant Karma! It should happen more often with criminals.



posted on Feb, 15 2018 @ 03:41 PM
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originally posted by: gortex
Shanghai Police have released this video of probably the Worlds dumbest burglars.


That's gotta hurt.



Rocks may have been used to create fire, but they still ain't man's best friend,




posted on Feb, 15 2018 @ 03:52 PM
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posted on Feb, 15 2018 @ 04:47 PM
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a reply to: Indigent

Ok, the first three were very entertaining. This one had me in stitches! The commentator was excellent.



posted on Feb, 15 2018 @ 05:21 PM
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originally posted by: Indigent


For those like myself that keep the speakers turned off, watch it with them on, the audio is funnier than the video...

John Curley was asked by KIRO Radio producers to come into the office and do a play by play to this video without being told what it was for or what it was about, so his coverage was done completely unrehearsed as he saw it for the first time while recording it. Pretty impressive, and so very spot on parody fun of classic Seattle Mariners' late radio announcer Dave Neihaus' famous call for home runs- "Get out the rye bread and the mustard, grandma, it's Grand Salami Time!"



posted on Feb, 15 2018 @ 05:53 PM
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Heelarious! Definitely worthy of some type of darwinesque award!
As far as "world's dumbest,"I thought these ins scammers were funny too,but your's takes the cake!
wtf
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posted on Feb, 15 2018 @ 11:54 PM
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Thank god for video cameras. Even if they didnt get caught this is too funny.

Those insurance scammers must be the dumbest people ever, so funny, kinda sad this is what people are resorting to these days though.

Gotta be terrifying to jump in front of a car on purpose.




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