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originally posted by: CaptainBeno
DOUBLE NUT-SACK GRAB
Spat coffee.
originally posted by: BeefNoMeat
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk
You're old. And no, I wasn't on your lawn.
originally posted by: Krakatoa
And to top it off, Shawn White ....
finishes off his runs with a triple nipple slap half cafe with a backside grab!
He takes the GOLD!!!!
Duuuuuude... so awesomely gripping.
originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: mtnshredder
Well, at least he did unfold the American Flag, and hold it stars up and left (for a moment), so he gets a little credit for that.
(we'll overlook the dragging it on the ground and dropping it part for now...he was understandably excited).
And here we are at the freeslope free style and here comes the favorite...and he starts with the 12,000 flip switch donkey hound-he will need to build up speed to perform his signature move...and there it is! the fourteen million translucent dolphin, geez that will hard to beat.
And the scores are in...oh it's a measley 3.1415-Pier Lykenfyorden will not be happy with that-he qualified 12th for the annual Bavarian championship back in 2016 when his coach Herman Backenflippen said-