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The Greatest Movie Ever In The World. . . . Rubbish

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posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:06 PM
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I'm not going to see "Hostiles".

"The Greatest Movie In The World Since Forever!"

Or some such nonsense.

The hype just turns me off.

Never saw "Titanic". Spoiler alert, the boat sinks.

Never saw "Forrest Gump". Spoiler alert, Jenny is his girlfriend.


Now I like westerns. Really do. But I can make up my own mind, thank you very much!

Why don't I tell YOU, mister movie reviewer, how it was, you pretentious dick!

Spoiler alert on "Hostiles". There is not a single car chase.




posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:17 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

No trailer??!

SINNER!!



What you're describing reminds me of the HANGOVER (2009) movie. Argh... "OMG the funniest movie ever ZOMG!!!" Review after review in IMDb, I mean pages like that. Finally saw it and was left hungover. I mean it was 'fun', but FUNNY anything like spectacular??? NOPE! Even the party animal edginess of it... For a Hard knocks pre-Millennial: NOPE! My girlfriend was just as flabbergasted about it I was. We kept waiting to laugh. But we werent at the theaterrs where they must have had nitrous oxide pumping into there to set off the 'waves of laughter' (laughter being contagious just like yawns) that occur in a comedy club / theater once one person erupts and triggers it across the audience.

The best part was I immediately realized it was like a plot theft from "Very Bad Things (1998)". As we were watching I set it to download and by the time Hangover ended we turned that on and sure enough the first like 2 minutes are almost verbatim copied. Very Bad Things being a far better film in terms of acting / casting / script / comedy / edginess, BTW.

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posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:19 PM
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It's all just opinions.

Everyone is welcome their own.

And Forrest Gump was really good. But yeah, I thought that Titanic sucked.



posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:20 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Don't you Yanks call it " Trash " How come you started using the word " Rubbish " ?






posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:21 PM
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I dunno... I'd probably go see it!




posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:27 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

You sound angrier than Christian Bale when someone interrupts his performance. Have you ever considered acting? Let a little anger out!


ETA:

edit on 2/2/18 by LightSpeedDriver because: ETA



posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:30 PM
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"December 22"

Cool so this should be out 'on the internet' to watch any day now...




posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:31 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy




You could show a film clip of Obama raping a dog then eating it while it was still alive and every damned leftist here would join PETA in support of Obama.


I'd pay to see this film.

www.abovetopsecret.com...



posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:31 PM
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originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
a reply to: DBCowboy

You sound angrier than Christian Bale when someone interrupts his performance. Have you ever considered acting? Let a little anger out!


ETA:


I'm too shy.

*blushes*

I'm just a delicate little flower being all manly behind my keyboard.



posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:32 PM
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originally posted by: alldaylong
a reply to: DBCowboy

Don't you Yanks call it " Trash " How come you started using the word " Rubbish " ?





I'm edgy.



posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:33 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I still haven't even seen star wars!!
The last thing I want to be is that doofus running around saying "luke I am your father"

I try to stay away from the big blockbusters or any movie people tell me I GOTTA SEE.



posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:34 PM
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originally posted by: olaru12
a reply to: DBCowboy




You could show a film clip of Obama raping a dog then eating it while it was still alive and every damned leftist here would join PETA in support of Obama.


I'd pay to see this film.

www.abovetopsecret.com...


We already get taxed to see that soap oprah play out every day.




posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:41 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

dude, you got to see Forest Gump. was Hanks last good film.



posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:41 PM
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No car chase!!!??

We can fix that -




posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:44 PM
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a reply to: luke1212

Cloud Atlas (2012).



posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:45 PM
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Every movie that used this to sell their pos

"Not Since The Matrix"



posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:49 PM
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Yeah but have you seen Shawshank? Is #1 on pretty much any list you look at. Do you think thats all hype?

Spoiler alert its really good.


Guaranteed hostiles will not compare.
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posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:51 PM
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Titanic was a love story, my second favorite movie, maybe? Not sure Jaws holds my #1 spot.


Forest Gump is VERY good. Jenny is not just his girlfriend she dies of what later is known as AIDS. She was an IV drug user....just so you know.





posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 05:59 PM
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originally posted by: alldaylong
a reply to: DBCowboy

Don't you Yanks call it " Trash " How come you started using the word " Rubbish " ?


That's like asking a centipede how it walks. Both words have been in my vocabulary as far back as I can remember. I didn't realize there was a cultural difference.



posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 06:01 PM
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How the hell have you not seen Forrest Gump? You should have seen it on accident by now.



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