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posted on Feb, 1 2018 @ 03:49 PM
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The population of USA is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with North Korea.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,999 people in prisons.

That leaves just 1 person to do the work.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ass,

At your computer or on your Phone, reading jokes in a BTS thread.

Nice. Reeeaaaaal niiiccccee!!




posted on Feb, 1 2018 @ 04:00 PM
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You know, I had a feeling I was doing everything around here. Screw it. I'm taking a day off



posted on Feb, 1 2018 @ 05:06 PM
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LOL Except Your math is a little off.




Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work



posted on Feb, 1 2018 @ 05:13 PM
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originally posted by: UberL33t

That leaves just 1 person to do the work.



Have you never heard of the guy called "Atlas" who carries the whole world on his shoulders?

Where do you think that idea comes from?



As Jesus said,



"There is light within a man of light, and he lights up the whole world. If he does not shine, it is darkness."

-- The Gospel of Thomas #24



If it wasn't for that "one" individual working to provide the "light", the whole world would be in darkness.



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posted on Feb, 1 2018 @ 06:10 PM
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a reply to: ATruGod

I knew THAT guy would eventually chime in...


You see, it's a joke, which in turn makes the validity of the actual numbers therein have zero relevance...



posted on Feb, 1 2018 @ 10:23 PM
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a reply to: UberL33t

I'm not they type of guy who goes for the long form jokes..
I prefer the quick rattatatat style ..

But this made me laugh.



Respectfully,
~ meathead



posted on Feb, 1 2018 @ 11:01 PM
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a reply to: UberL33t

I'll have you know that I'm doing work AND reading your clever post on BTS!

I'll take all the appreciation in cryptocurrency please!




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