A meeting of the Justice League of America. In, like, 30 years

New article by a funny as hell guy, Lane Strauss..





www.bullz-eye.com...





"SUPERMAN:

Attention, attention. This weekly meeting of the Earth's supreme super-beings is called to order.

BATMAN:

Jesus Christ, do you always have to hit that thing on the table so goddamn hard? Why does everything you do have to be so big and loud and showy? "Hey, here I am, Superman, able to bend steel in my bare hands. Watch closely as I stop this speeding meteor from cashing into the earth. Pay close attention as I grab this woman who just fell out of a 100-story building. And check this out as I pound the crap out off my gavel." Jesus. Have you thought about maybe you need a super-hearing aid or something? Cripes, that damn pounding is ringing in my pointy little ears.

FLASH:

Oh my God, you are such a whiner, Bruce.

BATMAN:

Why don't you maybe go take your walker and go run someplace really fast?"

I like the touch of making Aquaman comic relief, as that's pretty much what he is!


"Swordfish....hear and obey! Stop laughing and cut me out of this tuna net!"

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[Edited on 1-7-2003 by Gazrok]