posted on Feb, 15 2005 @ 12:23 PM
Travel Log 3
Orxians - Lewd and prude.
So whenever people think of aliens they always picture them sooo different! Big bobbling heads, scrawny little bodies and the hugest gunmetal eyes. I
am sure everybody reading this blog is wondering I wonder how that Mynaeris is blending in amongst the natives in Manhattan. Except for those living
in the Village, who probably aren't even sure whether they are from another planet or not. However, for all those faithful readers of this blog,
which I believe currently consists of NOBODY, I think I want to describe myself to you. Yes, I female, and yes on ORX243, females have all the same
bits and pieces. Sorry, no four 38DD breasts, and nope, the boxes are not any smaller or tighter boxes than here on Earf.
Let me look in the mirror and see what I see, tall -quite a bit taller than the average Earf woman. Slim, kind of skinny actually - you know the type
- model waifish after having a small binge. Slender bosoms and small boyish hips. Wait up just a minute, whats with this Earfling affection for
"baby's got back", I guess its the primate instinct looking for a female with swollen buttocks, representing in season for reproduction. Ofcourse
that goes with the affinity for big breasts- so that once the baby is there the little earfling will be well supplied with milk .Its rather weird to a
space traveller to see how primitive the Earfling sexuality really is.
But back to Ms Orxian - blonde ofcourse, never a dumb blonde though. Ever hear about the blonde who colored her hair brunette hoping to meet men?
Never gonna happen. Long straight blonde hair. Brown eyes - with whites like all earthlings, not those animal type slits. Although it would be kinda
cute having eyes like Bambi. In other words Orxians are kind of regular looking, from what I've been seeing on Earfling fashion covers. Your average
run of the mill supermodel type, we are just a little less airbrushed.
So now you must be wondering how do we do it? We do and we don't. On Orc the act of giving love to your partner is what relationships are all about.
We are monogamous ofcourse but we love all others too. And since we don't have sex for pleasure , we have sex to reproduce. We have it all down to a
science we learn at "school" what the right age is to have a baby, when your body is ripe enough to produce the perfect baby. Which is rather
strange as its not 14 like it appears to be on Earf? Its actually 26 years and 54 days. The full maturation of body and mind has taken place and we
can be the ideal parents. There are no bad parents on Orx, and no children that need to be controlled through Ritalin, or Prozac, Zoloft.
YES BUT HOW DO WE DO IT??? Weeelll I am sure you all think we must be really kinky little aliens, after all there are so many stories about anal
probes. Yeah right, like we would fly across many galaxies to come and probe your buttocks? Give us credit - you think we're in the stool sampling
business? Nope. And even though we are confused by how incredibly primitive Earflings are we have worked out your brains (with all the valuable
information - sure) is situated about 3' higher up.
Who makes up these stories about anal probes???
So back to Sex and the married Oxcian. We do it like you. Same parts, same action. Friction, ejaculation and fertilization. Then life continues as
before. Loving, caring, sharing, learning, evolving. Sorry - its that simple.
[edit on 15-2-2005 by Mynaeris]