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Girls are STICKY!!

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posted on Jan, 21 2018 @ 10:03 AM
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Hmmmmm, maybe you just hang with the sticky cinnamon crowd. Can't say I know many girls that are sticky, and I am a chick and hate sticky. If I get anything sticky on my hands, from glue to food, I need to wash them. Even at work, when one of the standby lads borrowed my van and he got a tiny bit of tar on the gear stick, so every gear change felt sticky, I couldn't stand it and had to stop and clean it, took some scraping too, I can tell you!




posted on Jan, 21 2018 @ 10:45 AM
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a reply to: bluechevytree




I tried to train her


Thats your mistake there - other methods are necessary - they don't accept lessons well

LOL



posted on Jan, 21 2018 @ 10:49 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk




.it's like CRACK!! They won't ever go home!


I think its time the authorities were alerted, something hints at me that you have a dungeon where sticky girls are kept.






posted on Jan, 21 2018 @ 11:59 AM
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a reply to: WhiteHat

Ah, maybe the tomboy thing explains it because I was never into being sticky either and I also hate that greasy feeling from lotion, but since I have extra dry skin and will scratch myself raw ... I have to put up with it all winter.

But then I also don't really have a big sweet tooth, and one of my favorite smells is garlic of all things.



posted on Jan, 21 2018 @ 12:34 PM
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Not sure, don't want to offend either gender.

But once in Grade 9 I massaged by comrade's tail (I think).

And the face-cream I got was pretty sticky too.

In fact, for about an hour I pondered - is this face-cream or hair-gel?
edit on 21-1-2018 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 21 2018 @ 12:42 PM
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a reply to: JinMI

Without those sticky situations none of us would be here.



posted on Jan, 21 2018 @ 01:17 PM
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originally posted by: badw0lf
You're a girl??


we live and learn. hehe


yes, but i can kick your ass at mario kart if that'll make you feel better about it



posted on Jan, 21 2018 @ 02:11 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

What the.....




posted on Jan, 21 2018 @ 02:37 PM
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I wonder about you sometimes, man.



posted on Jan, 21 2018 @ 02:46 PM
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originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
I love girls! I love my wife, more dearly than almost life itself, but girls are STICKY!!

Ever since they've been little babies, girls are sticky. The LOVE sticky stuff. The more sticky it is, the more they love it! Sweets, honey, ice cream...anything sticky!! Just anything! It just amazes me! I've never known a girl who wasn't sticky. They get sticky on their hands, sticky on their face...just sticky all over.

Now, I'm the guy who cleans the kitchen (dishes, counters, etc). I can always tell where my wife has been because...it's sticky. About 2 feet around the coffee pot...sticky. If she makes a sammich...sticky. Dinner...sticky. Everything...sticky!! Girls are sticky! I swear, it must be a girl thing, because every girl I've ever seen...from infants to adults...all sticky! If you put a little boy and a little girl together and leave them for a while, the boy will be covered in dirt (and happy), and the girl...will be sticky! Guaranteed!! STICKY!

You can follow a girl around and everywhere she goes there will be sticky stuff. It's freaking amazing!

Tell me girls...what is it about sticky that you like so much????? My GAWD!! Just the stickiest human beings on the planet. Love you all, but you be sticky!!




Yeah. The sure can be afterwards.



posted on Jan, 21 2018 @ 03:18 PM
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My girl has no tolerance for sticky. If anyone gets sticky fingers: boys, girls, adults, she threatens to chop their fingers off. And Lord help you if you even touch a window with your fingers. She carries a bottle of Windex in one hand and a flame thrower in the other You are really better off not touching ANYTHING! I'm telling you this for your own good.
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posted on Jan, 21 2018 @ 05:23 PM
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What are women made off?

Ice-cream and tonic water and mascara.

What are guys made off?

Sweat and blood and beer.

Maybe one day the aliens come down and randomly throw us against a wall.
Then we see who "sticks" better.



posted on Jan, 21 2018 @ 08:00 PM
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I have never before used Southern euphemisms, but this thread leaves me no room but to say....

Y'all are weird. If your women are sticky, it's probably because you can't keep your hands to yourself..... 😊



posted on Jan, 22 2018 @ 04:08 AM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
Not sure, don't want to offend either gender.

But once in Grade 9 I massaged by comrade's tail (I think).

And the face-cream I got was pretty sticky too.

In fact, for about an hour I pondered - is this face-cream or hair-gel?


I really hope that it was a vestigial tail, and that the face cream was not offensively odorous.

... turns vestigial tail and runs.



posted on Jan, 22 2018 @ 04:13 AM
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originally posted by: fiverx313

originally posted by: badw0lf
You're a girl??


we live and learn. hehe


yes, but i can kick your ass at mario kart if that'll make you feel better about it


Ha ! Never played that. I'm still a cod4 guy, and the girls I've played against, can out c4 my c4/knife shenanigans. They were actual girls too, except the one named Jessica. Turns out she is a guy with a goatee, named Harry.




posted on Jan, 22 2018 @ 04:47 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

I can't say I noticed the stickiness...but you seem experienced... i mean that in a kind way... So, I'm gonna trust you on this one, as far as girls being attracted to cinnamon and sticky treats. I'll get back to you with my results.
edit on 1/22/2018 by 3n19m470 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 22 2018 @ 12:59 PM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
Not sure, don't want to offend either gender.

But once in Grade 9 I massaged by comrade's tail (I think).

And the face-cream I got was pretty sticky too.

In fact, for about an hour I pondered - is this face-cream or hair-gel?

Dear lord, I hope something was lost in dialect lingo, or translation here.



posted on Jan, 22 2018 @ 01:13 PM
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a reply to: Nyiah

Hey if KISS can sing about licking it up (whatever that may be), why can one allude to anything but that?
I mean guys can be pretty sticky too!

For example, I woke up this morning covered in Chow Mein and Hoisin sauce.

Just some practical gender equality here.

OK the noodles in my chest hair became a bit hard in the heat, but not too bad for breakfast.
edit on 22-1-2018 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 22 2018 @ 03:54 PM
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I got natural mayonnaise.
Totally organic.



posted on Jan, 22 2018 @ 04:07 PM
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OK both genders can be "sticky".

But by my humble experience, dudes are way stickier than ladies.

What, a big hetero party and no other experiences count?
Nope, the world doesn't turn just for you.

I have a sexuality too!
And I have a right to it!
edit on 22-1-2018 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)



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