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The Shed 18

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posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 05:10 PM
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a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

I walked right into that one! ROFL!




posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 05:23 PM
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originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
...come on Uncle Gordi, please one more chapter before bed!


Well, when inflatable donkeys leak... it smells really bad!
But, our victim was too busy drinking Black Velvet & Rusty Nails (Highly recommended btw) to notice, it was only when her psychiatric nurse came back in to check on her that the odour became public knowledge.
At first, a Gas Leak was suspected, but when that was ruled out... they looked to the local garbage dump...
and then the cabbage processing plant... But alas, nothing could be found.
Until...
Our "victim" (despite being quite tipsy now) began to notice that her Ass was getting quite "floppy".
Now, some women REALLY don't like seeing a floppy Ass, but our own dear lass was quite relieved... because now she knew that the true source of the awful smell was her floppy ass, and not something much worse... !
edit on 2-4-2018 by Gordi The Drummer because: fix quotes



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 05:33 PM
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Good Lord!

What sort of bizzaro world alternate reality shedlands did I step into?!

/pulls out his owners manual and double checks his hula hoop of traveling for any technical problems...







Respectfully,
~meathead



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 05:35 PM
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a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

Well we can share if you are a gentleman, I was here first you old coop. Just settle down and have a toast.



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 05:38 PM
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originally posted by: WalkInSilence

Well we can share if you are a gentleman, I was here first you old coop. Just settle down and have a toast.


I was kinda hoping that you'd say that!



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 05:42 PM
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originally posted by: Gordi The Drummer


Our "victim" (despite being quite tipsy now) began to notice that her Ass was getting quite "floppy".
Now, some women REALLY don't like seeing a floppy Ass, but our own dear lass was quite relieved... because now she knew that the true source of the awful smell was her floppy ass, and not something much worse... !

You boys are naughty. Both of you!!!!

The aforementioned "Ass" is not a victim nor floppy. Shame on you both. You are terrible and must go to "The Shed" to contemplate your behavior.
And peach pie rules.
Now go on you rascals.



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 05:47 PM
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originally posted by: Gordi The Drummer
I was kinda hoping that you'd say that!

I knew it, you just roll over like a puppy all full of hot air.

Belly rubs for both of you. When you have done your penance.



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 05:50 PM
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Gordi is the only one that fits in the Dog-House. Go on Gordi...


ETA Dog-House = British English for "The Naughty Step"
edit on 2/4/18 by LightSpeedDriver because: ETA



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 05:53 PM
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originally posted by: Mike Stivic
What sort of bizzaro world alternate reality shedlands did I step into?!


Sorry, bashes her eyes, we were just throwing mud at each other. You can play too.
I will share my pie and a seat by the fire?



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 05:54 PM
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Definitely worth it for all the sh*ts & giggles!
(...and belly rubs!)



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 05:57 PM
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a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

In WIS world "naughty" is a complement.
What is the "Naughty Step".
ZZZZZZzzzzz must snooze.



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 05:59 PM
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originally posted by: WalkInSilence

originally posted by: Mike Stivic
What sort of bizzaro world alternate reality shedlands did I step into?!


Sorry, bashes her eyes, we were just throwing mud at each other. You can play too.
I will share my pie and a seat by the fire?


/plops himself down between WiS and Gordi, and immediately manspreads, splashing his mug of India pale ale everywhere.

"Dont mind if I do! "



Respectfully,
~meathead



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 06:05 PM
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originally posted by: Mike Stivic
/plops himself down between WiS and Gordi, and immediately manspreads, splashing his mug of India pale ale everywhere.

"Dont mind if I do! "

What a shame to waiste good ale. Between? There is no space,silly. Just sit on the other side and tell a tale.
Now I really must sleep.
Surounded by friends it will be a peaceful slumber.



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 06:07 PM
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a reply to: WalkInSilence

The Naughty Step is where Little Devils get taught how to become Sweet Angels. I'm almost half-way through the course. Doing my best here...
edit on 2/4/18 by LightSpeedDriver because: Typo



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 06:07 PM
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It's been fun.
I am off to bed. Alone.
For a Good Nights sleep.

Take care of the shed and one another.
This is special.


Gx



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 06:09 PM
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a reply to: WalkInSilence

/grumbles to himself about WiS 's boney elbows and Gordi's fragrance..

"You know what? I think I'll be more comfortable with Layna bear on the floor near the fire place"

/gets up and sniffs his own armpit nonchalantly..

nope...not me..



Respectfully,
~meathead



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 06:12 PM
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originally posted by: Mike Stivic
.....and Gordi's fragrance..


Gordi's fragrance...



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 06:17 PM
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a reply to: WalkInSilence

Sweaty kilts and bagpipe straps?



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 06:49 PM
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Our own friend Jacy may be without a place to stay very soon. Send her your prayers, white light, positive energy, or whatever means at your disposal to help her during this bad time .



posted on Apr, 2 2018 @ 06:57 PM
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originally posted by: LookingForABetterLife
Our own friend Jacy may be without a place to stay very soon. Send her your prayers, white light, positive energy, or whatever means at your disposal to help her during this bad time .


😕... I really wish I was a millionaire. Jacy needs some cold hard cash to get a damage deposit and some rent for at least a few months. Prayers seem so insignificant when your facing homelessness... but I will pray for the virtues of perseverance and fortitude for her.

God bless you Jacy, and may something extraordinary happen to you this week, that puts some of your worries to rest.

ETA... for you Jacy..
in the arms of the angels.. may you find some comfort there.


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