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posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 02:34 PM
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originally posted by: SteamyJeans

Also, bass players are always underrrated. Even the greats.


Q: How do you get a bass player off of your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza




posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 02:39 PM
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Q; How do you kill a circus?
A; Go for the juggler.



posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 02:39 PM
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“Doggy” for dog makes sense, as does “kitty” for cat, when you think about it. (“Kitty” is a simply corruption of the word “kitten.”) But where does “bunny” come from? Actually, “bunny” is closer to the original word for the floppy-eared critters than “rabbit” is. Up until the 18th century, the common word used for adult members of Oryctolagus cuniculus was “coney,” which was pronounced “cunny.” Eventually, that word fell out of favor because of its similarity to a word that was becoming increasingly more commonly used as a vulgarity. So timid souls along the way chose a rhyming alternative, and “coney” became “bunny.” Mental Floss



posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 02:40 PM
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originally posted by: CulturalResilience
Geography teachers have no toes.
One of my best friends has webbed feet.... for real..!



posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 02:42 PM
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a reply to: Plotus

Did he teach Geography?



posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 02:45 PM
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No, he majored in shyness.



posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 02:46 PM
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a reply to: CulturalResilience

That one went over my toes......er Head...



posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 02:50 PM
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a reply to: Plotus

Is he any good at swimming.



posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 03:04 PM
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I thought coyotes were the biggest threat to my new born calves. Its actually buzzards I must worry about.

this is a fun thread for adhd
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posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 03:08 PM
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Mt Sinai was chosen at random by emperor Constantine's mother. We dont know which was the original. There was a fertility cult at the base if the one she chose that worshiped the goddess Isis. This may have influenced her choice since its rumored she was a devout pagan. She held strong sway with the emperor.

The statue of St peter in the Vatican is actually the grand statue of Saturn from the old Roman capitol.

When movers put a blanket on only the bottom part of an item they are "booting it"

Life guards signal each other with 2 short whistle bursts.

Life guards make a disco fever motion with one hand pointed up and the other pointing down as well as one foot in the air to signal lightning after two fast whistle bursts.

Chardonnay taste buttery because of lactic acids in it.

Expensive restaurants hardly ever use real truffles in dishes made with truffles not served table side. They mostly use truffle oil. (extra virgin olive oil with pickled truffles in it, or oil that had them in it at some point.)

There is such a thing as a hypersonic prop plane. It was so loud because of constant sonic booms from each prop that it made pilots nauseous and puke themselves ALLOT.

Women experience more pain than men on average due to having more nerve clusters yet have a greater physical pain threshold.

Prima nocte was invented for the movie brave heart. It was never a law in olden days.

English Pirates were back in the day the equivalent to what ME terrorists are today. Now our kids dress up like English pirates for Halloween and we have movies where they are the heroes. I wonder if in the future the same will be true for terrorists.

Birds are the current evolution of Dinosaurs. Every time you eat a chicken, an evolved primate is eating an evolved dinosaur.


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posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 04:10 PM
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a reply to: Plotus

The commonly used expression for microwave in Welsh Wales is “popty ping”.

How descriptive



posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 04:42 PM
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I am groot






edit on 15 1 18 by robbeh because: One nite in a disco on the outskirts of frisco




posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 05:03 PM
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a reply to: Plotus

The sun is 20 galactic years old.



posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 05:11 PM
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a reply to: Plotus

You cannot sell celebrity phlegm on the internet.



posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 05:12 PM
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a reply to: Plotus




Normally my Daughter wouldn't attempt such shananigans while I was awake, but ... I almost took your meaning to be the tongue of the Andian highlanders. Regardless, I will wear a hat to protect my hair.




hmmmm, are you a torta de lana, or a wool sandwich?

idioms yeehawww



posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 05:53 PM
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Whenever I am exhausted, shot down or just ready to give up, I remember this scene. It has really helped me in life. LoL



Martin Short is a good humble guy.



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posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 06:06 PM
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Did you know it can rain so much that a water bubble can form under your lawn? Its like a water bed made out of grass.







One of the many ancient underground cities. They were not built bu hand.




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posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 06:26 PM
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I'll admit....


...... I ran a pornography distribution ring that was quite lucrative while in Junior High



posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 07:22 PM
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Chipmunks eat meat
Birds love hard boiled eggs as a snack

I learned about Scotland's "Clearances" this week while googling information about Broch.

Part way thru this video they make "pottage". We always called it "Pot-Slop" I was stunned to find out it was "historical".

Hand lotion, any kind gets grease & dirt off your hands.

Rubbing alcohol makes EXCELLENT window cleaner.



posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 07:43 PM
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Best way to relieve the itch of poison ivy or poison oak.......A blow dryer. Yes a hair blow dryer. The heat & air of the blow dryer sooth the itch by releasing the histamines back into your body, result is 12 hours of ZERO ITCH. Blow at the hottest setting, move it over the area, you'll feel that intense "good feeling" like your scratching it. After that, itch is gone for at least 10 to 12 hours. Use alcohol on the rash, as it dries it up. I know it's counter intuitive , but for what ever reason it works. We also used to walk every where we went and we managed to walk to ever corner of this planet, that first shoe guy made a damn fortune.
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