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There’s a Meat Vending Machine in Seattle's Flagship Nordstrom For Some Reason

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posted on Jan, 14 2018 @ 04:20 PM
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In China they have vending machines in their subways that have LIVE crabs packaged in special sleepy packages for the young urban professional foxconn worker on the go...




bit hungry now though...




posted on Jan, 14 2018 @ 09:48 PM
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a reply to: seattlerat

Meats schmeats.

What the truly rich, carnivorous, and longevity conscious Nordstrom customer needs is ... live, in-vitro cultured human placentas! From a vending machine! Or if you don't mind paying twice as much, get a smoothie with half the placenta but lots of strawberry goodness, at the Humanitas InVitro Juice Bar!

Coming to a Nordstrom near you, circa 2043.



posted on Jan, 14 2018 @ 11:26 PM
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a reply to: Namdru

I have, in my time, seen a couple after home birthing their child, take the placenta, prepare it, fry it and eat it.

It was years ago now, and still elicits waves of nausea.



posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 06:50 AM
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a reply to: seattlerat

I we weren't meant to eat animals, God would not have made them out of meat.
-drops mic-



posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 07:31 AM
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originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: seattlerat

I we weren't meant to eat animals, God would not have made them out of meat.
-drops mic-


I'm gonna use that.....

Besides, why would meat need a reason?



posted on Jan, 15 2018 @ 08:59 PM
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a reply to: seattlerat

Mmmm....meat from a vending machine. Sounds perfect.

I love vending machine fish sticks. That have been sitting in the sun for days. And the plastic package is starting to swell.



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