There Will Be Blood- ATS Rap Battle

a reply to: tadaman

Bro, your working hard and doing what needs to be done.. I have nothing but respect, and I'm sure when you reply I will be cringing and ducking for cover!

This thread has been fun af .. I wish more people would participate...

I know there are members here who are being to shy and are letting us off easy because of it..

Respectfully,
~ meathead

Your whingeing calling for your mother,
cringing using your fallen brothers as cover,
battered Bodies litter the thread and the battle field,
Along with blood splattered swords and shattered shields,

When the spell caster banters,
Your banner men burn their standards,
Your court runs discarding lanyards,
My Haste charm makes me faster than you enamored bastards who clamber for my candor,

I'm walking my ramparts with five clones,
Each drone equipped with a microphone,
That makes six castles and six thrones,
Six labs and six tome's,
Your raps are prone to moans and groans,
While your still hassled paying down your home loan...


Respectfully,
~ meathead

I wrote this little ditty about my mom's tubby dog(layna's sister Bella) who is spoiled rotten...

Yes... worse than laynabear...

Click play..then read...




Well she's the the type of dog who likes to wobble round,
Wherever plates are found she's been known to gobble down,
Well she eaten' and she licken she don't have no shame,
Clean them up good, cups bowls and plates just the same,

They call her the wobbler, she wobbles around around around..

Well she's the type of dog who likes to wobble around,
Never just one plate and always chowing down..

They call her the wobbler, she wobbles around around around..


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Yes I seriously sing that too her..

Respectfully,
~ meathead

Ok enough of the whack parodies ..

Page one one and I'm still towering above you dum dums,
like Wun wun,
I hear your drums bum bum,
But all I see is you slum bums,
run run,
I crash through like a one ton,
Still serving up these yum yums,
while I bum rush with my stun gun,
Running my gums dumping fun puns..

I told you in the beginning,
I'm the supervillian,
And it's Two for flinchin',
And bag pinchin',
I'm mincen' you worm inchin',
Two bit germ slingin' ,
Fair to middlin' children,
Piddlin' and shuffling feet,
Tricken' for treats,
Ignorant denying defeat,
You Insignificant sheep bleat,
Take a seat or eat cleats,
The meathead brings the sweet meat,
I'm Slick like sleet and sweet like beets,
The black hand,

Still wetting my sleek beak...

Respectfully,
~ meathead

I make plans and follow through,
While you eat hot pockets and do the dew,
I play the hits you play the fool,
You wake up covered in drool,
shorts filled with stool,
While I shoot pool and play it cool,
I'm the leatherman your just a tool,
Who stalls when he runs out of fuel..
I'm John Ruth,
the hangman making moves,
you daisy's gonna hang in your boots ,
until you poop in your dukes,
aim my Bo like Luke,
See the gap and shoot,
Jump the lake loot and scoot,
Giving the boot to You penny anti half stepping busters,
getting pedi mani's while I'm punching your numbers,
Call me big John umber,
When I swing my lumber,
You little nub smugglers,
Get flustered and blunder,
run and duck for cover ,
turn on sworn blood brothers,

And become Embarrassments to your mother's..


Respectfully,
~meathead

Last one from me for a while my thread bumps seem futile at this point..



Fake thugs get wet chockfullolead,
Take slugs and fret in hospitalbeds,
I'm done playin bet I'm on a war path,
Paint my face red and walk on you doormats,
You ballbags have been getting off lucky,
Now I'm handing out ball gags as I bag your money,
You scummy meth addled ree ree's,
With pock marks and green teeth,
Can't mess with the Chief Drinking Bear,
Let's make it clear, you dripping tear,
Care bear emo losers in skinny jeans,
Come from a Long line of sickly genes,
Nah mean? No you really don't guy,
I'm not your buddy friend you been denied,
Yet time after time,
you silly bait fish stand in line to get deep fried..

Respectfully,
~ meathead

a reply to: Lysergic

I turned 5 shades whiter after reading this thread. 

I'm rich Thai girl white now.

ThIs octopus has many tentacles,
Feeding me edibles at the festival,
The unconventional intellectual,
Jumps on a box to rip you off your pedestal,
Your rhymes are unsellable,
I'm telling you your terrible,
Lay off the fentanyl,
Before you end up a vegetable,
Your problems not medical,
Your technical foul flows are untenable,
My style impeccable And dependable,
The flexible outspoken unbroken skeptical general,
Gets heretical in your vestibul,
While you hang near my genitals,

like a testicle...



Woke up and had this kicking around in my head..

Respectfully,
~ meathead

a reply to: Mike Stivic

I'm not a chuckle I'm the knee slapper,
dip my chicken in your batter till it splatters,
drum stick leave your stuffing in tatters,
Cut the chatter when I'm talking,
I'm the undead walking,slowly stalking,
Steven hawking I'm on a roll,
Ez pass so no need to slow for tolls,
You droll holes surrounded by ass,
Are out of gas, passed, then lapped fast,
I don't out run I out last,now and later,
Your Boogie Nights Burt,I'm the Gator,
Leave you butt hurt,Boop, later tater,
like Archer with a taser causing consternation,
I'm amazing with no consideration,

Just a love of danger and phrasing..


Respectfully,
~ meathead

the club rockin,' captain caveman,
Jurassic drug dealing shaman,
With carefully trained caimans,
Popping poppies off stamens,
Is clearly Dealing with ape-men,
My Paygrades above you lay-men,
Make the payment or I hoist the trap door,
under the floor lurks the Rancor,
Your black-magic won't save you,
In-fact-it betrays you mouth breathing backwards heathens,
Backstabbers conniving and scheming,
Falling back and retreatin',
While my war drums keep beatin' it's a steady stream of feet breachin' your walls and your castle,
My wizard hasn't even had a chance to dazzle..
It's not your generals fault his scout tattled,
Set on fire buck naked in his saddle,
You fiddle faddle,

candy wrappers get snacked on....

Respectfully,
~ meathead

Mike stivic is back excuse my absence,
I wet heads like John the baptist,
And black list you slack kids who skip practice,
I've returned to burn incense in my ritual,
Blowing smoke rings like smoke signals,
Till my dome rings and my toes tingle,
Got the whole thread humming my jingles,
Eating this flow up like Pringles,

I'm in a grotto in Greece enjoying gelato,
Your at taco bell eating grease playing lotto,
Saying domo arigato Mr. Tostado,
Salmonella got your hands clammy,
At home sweating in your jammies,
Peeing out your fanny,
Keep pressing your luck..

you get the whammy...

Respectfully,
~ meathead

a reply to: zosimov

Damn, I hate I missed this thread when it was active (my rap wouldn't have been a true battle but a belated set of verses). Mad props (even if you may have unwittingly co-opted some of BlupBlup's thread creation material). I'm down for the next one...

a reply to: BeefNoMeat

It's active come at me bro..if I don't hit you back tonight I will tomorrow...




Eta

Also I don't think anything was stolen..the original battle thread was 404'd.. I know I was part of it..


Respectfully,
~ meathead

originally posted by: Mike Stivic
a reply to: BeefNoMeat

It's active come at me bro..if I don't hit you back tonight I will tomorrow...

Eta

Also I don't think anything was stolen..the original battle thread was 404'd.. I know I was part of it..


Respectfully,
~ meathead

It's active that's for sure...for you.

ETA: You're right nothing was stolen, may wanna brush up on the word "co-opt", though.

Cheers.

originally posted by: BeefNoMeat
a reply to: zosimov

Damn, I hate I missed this thread when it was active (my rap wouldn't have been a true battle but a belated set of verses). Mad props (even if you may have unwittingly co-opted some of BlupBlup's thread creation material). I'm down for the next one...

Let me translate..


Man I wish I had the balls to post but instead I'll just boast,
About my milk toast nonexistent scribbled notes
While I watch meathead stand tall and roast from coast to coast,

My jokebook oneline raps lack a plan of attack,
My notebook is filled with crap like both legs of my tan slacks,
my arms dotted with tracks regretting my last comment,

I take it back....

Timidly,
~Beefnomeat

originally posted by: Mike Stivic

originally posted by: BeefNoMeat
a reply to: zosimov

Damn, I hate I missed this thread when it was active (my rap wouldn't have been a true battle but a belated set of verses). Mad props (even if you may have unwittingly co-opted some of BlupBlup's thread creation material). I'm down for the next one...

Let me translate..


Man I wish I had the balls to post but instead I'll just boast,
About my milk toast nonexistent scribbled notes
While I watch meathead stand tall and roast from coast to coast,

My jokebook oneline raps lack a plan of attack,
My notebook is filled with crap like both legs of my tan slacks,
my arms dotted with tracks regretting my last comment,

I take it back....

Timidly,
~Beefnomeat

Nice. Gotta give you much credit. That's a battle. Quick, witty, and off-the-top. It's what I was referring to as 'active'.

Hell, I've even cop to some of your translation being partially true.

Now, I've gotta sleuth some of your posts so I know whom I am battling -- need material. I'll definitely get back to this and keep it 'active'.

a reply to: BeefNoMeat

/Hugs bro




Respectfully,
~ meathead

Read the thread all of my responses to people have been tailored..My other posts have been purely thread bumps, trying to attract more flies to the web..






Respectfully,
~ meathead

a reply to: Mike Stivic

I will dude (god help me if someone signing off as "Meatball" isn't a dude). I'm actually being asked by the partner, "what are you doing, I thought you were gonna pay attention...?"

bro hug back atcha

a reply to: BeefNoMeat

I have thick skin and a good sense of humor..

Nothing you post will be taken seriously on my end just try to keep it inside the t and c's ..metaphors idioms and double entendres seem to be getting a pass from the mods.. *Thanks mods*

we don't want to push them to far.

Free ammo..

I'm in my mid forties and I rap on the internet in text.

I never add links to my posts because I'm lazy.

My threads are fluff pieces that add no value to the site as a whole.

I didn't think suicide squad was that bad..

My favorite all time television show is general hospital and I watch it every day...

If a special news bulletin interrupts my Gh I start to stroke out...

Have fun!

Respectfully,
~ meathead

a reply to: BeefNoMeat


Yup, I called it another big talker,
With nothing to offer but coppers in his coffers,
Stay up late,pretend your girl irate,
Flippin' pages looking for anything that relates,
Keep searching ....

I'll wait...

Go ahead Taylor your rhymes Swiftly,
Then set sail-for the "Isle of Fail" quickly,
Only cowards use a spouse as An excuse,
And cower before this spruce goose,
You lose before you begin there is-no-try,
Singing the blues contemplatin' suicide,
You'd rather sacrifice your ride-or-die,


Then admit that you lied..




Respectfully,
~ meathead