Whats the difference between toilet roll and kitchen roll?

Absolutely nothing.

Here's what it says on the kitchen roll packaging:

work tops
kitchen sinks
liquid spills
windows
wiping hands

Nowhere does it mention you can use it to wipe your butt... but I can assure you that it can do the job, so why do shops sell both toilet roll and kitchen roll?

a reply to: TruthxIsxInxThexMistdiffrent texture

a reply to: TruthxIsxInxThexMist

If you are in desperate need of said pooh tickets ...
It is amazing how resourceful one can be ...

a reply to: TruthxIsxInxThexMist

What’s the difference between toilet paper and the Star Trek enterprise?


Nothing, both of Them Circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

Toilet paper is softer.

Don't squeeze the Charmin

a reply to: Woodcarver

What is the difference between Weinstein and a bucket of faeces ... ??



The bucket !

a reply to: TruthxIsxInxThexMist

The size of the roll should be determined by the size of your a$$.

The type of paper should be determined by the moisture of your crap.

originally posted by: misterassist
a reply to: TruthxIsxInxThexMistdiffrent texture

Na.. seriously you can buy decent kitchen roll at the pound shop which has soft texture!

a reply to: TruthxIsxInxThexMist

Uhm I think one of the main differences, besides size, is that toilet paper dissolves pretty fast and kitchen paper does not. I tattoo using quality kitchen paper and not toiletpaper. I can assure you, they behave completely different when wet.

You can use toilet paper to blow your nose, but if you take it out of the bathroom and leave none there, the wife gets mad or you get frustrated when you need it. It is best to buy the kleenex tissues to blow your nose, it saves a lot of grumpiness in your life. Plus on top of that, you could wind up with a brown nose if someone had dirty hands in the bathroom.

originally posted by: snewpers
a reply to: TruthxIsxInxThexMist

Uhm I think one of the main differences, besides size, is that toilet paper dissolves pretty fast and kitchen paper does not. I tattoo using quality kitchen paper and not toiletpaper. I can assure you, they behave completely different when wet.

This is the correct answer. TP is made to break up when wet. KP is made to remain in tact so increasing the chance for a clogged pipe.

a reply to: TruthxIsxInxThexMist

Most toilet paper is septic safe, Kitchen ones may not be, just like facial tissue is not good for septic systems.

originally posted by: MikeA

originally posted by: snewpers
a reply to: TruthxIsxInxThexMist

Uhm I think one of the main differences, besides size, is that toilet paper dissolves pretty fast and kitchen paper does not. I tattoo using quality kitchen paper and not toiletpaper. I can assure you, they behave completely different when wet.

This is the correct answer. TP is made to break up when wet. KP is made to remain in tact so increasing the chance for a clogged pipe.

I guess you are both correct.

Oh well... can easily throw it in the bin.

Stop killing trees anway people and buy a bidet.

two years now ......a reply to: neo96

a reply to: TruthxIsxInxThexMist

Well actually no difference but Man sized kitchen towel is ideal for wiping man sized butt's, only downside is you are more likely to block your toilette and have to get the plunger out with too much paper but otherwise it's great for blokes especially if you get a good strong one, far better than the yellow pages ever was anyway and also definitely a whole world better than the newspaper you just got bored reading after sitting there for a while (I would advise against using the newspaper because of course it give's you Ink Arse and leaves ink on your undies - not as gross as something else but still not pretty, oh and it make's your but itch to hell and back so best bet Toilette roll or Kitchen roll, they really are just the same thing at the end of the day and far nicer than birch bark - less splinters too.

a reply to: TruthxIsxInxThexMistthats likee using french tp no thanks