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originally posted by: Murgatroid
originally posted by: dfnj2015
How would you defend yourself from alien abduction?
The only way that I could stop it from happening was to say the name of Jesus over and over again.
originally posted by: Raxoxane
There is no way to defend against alien abduction.I should know.It is down to extremely advanced metatechnology,which no regular household can counter.Roll with the punches is about all you can do.I mean that literally.From the bruises and injuries i have woken up with,i can tell you, they can be as irritable as honey badgers.