posted on Dec, 31 2018 @ 08:16 AM
The story begins on Christmas Eve. When “Ebengeezer Stooge” is visited by 3 spirits in an alcohol fuelled nightmare – Jack Daniels, Jim Beam and
The Spirit of Christmas Past
The first spirit, Jack Daniels, reminds him of Christmases past. When he was happy and could do no wrong. He played in a band “Drink 1AT2”and
shared his love of dogs... with dogs. It inspired a song and also another one about small things. All of them.
Stooge was taken forward to his more recent past when he was introduced to new friends in Washington who he had once believed would help him out.
However they had totally misunderstood him when they thought he’d said he “would be kneading dough” to begin his project.
It was a lucky escape. Stooge had no intention of working in the Pizza Business. If he’d have got any deeper into it he may have even ended up
topping himself. But the spirit then vanishes....
The Spirit of Christmas Present
The second spirit, Jim Beam, appears full of Xmas Greer in this delirious nightmare to remind Stooge of the path he has now taken. The spirit tells
him that he is on the bus to moo moo land with many others. But he no longer drives this bus. He must work out the identity of the real driver before
the night is out.....
The Spirit of Christmas Yet to Come
Then the third spirit, "Napoleon”, arrives to show him how a future with Scooby Lue aboard the Mystery Mobile is fraught with danger. They will not
be making the documentaries for History Channel about UFO disclosure as he thought.
It’s a new Reality TV Show that catches people of ufology in bed together.
And with that the Spirit of Christmas Spirits vanishes forever......
Now Happy New Year to you and yours. I’m off out to get a bottle of Grant’s to celebrate.....
edit on 31/12/2018 by mirageman because: drunk