two "midgets" enter an fast food restaurant newtown united kingdom 1990 humanoid encounters

a reply to: humanoidlord

Not sure but think the whole midget thing is a rude way to say, little people.

Did not click the link but think this was probably a joke on the restaurant workers.

a reply to: DAVID64

Well, if you imagine that years later those two midgets entered a bondageclub with pepperspray I can tell you that it got very nasty that evening but I will spare you the details

Ahhh yes, 1990, check.....American Midgets, check........Local Pub, check......

Obviously a "Dwarf Throwing Contest" on that night, at the local......Big buck$$ for the Littlies.

Was a big thing in the late 80s early 90s!!

That was until DLM.....Dwarf Lives Matter........

a reply to: antar

hmmm it got documented in an ufo book
also i have heard a lot of similar cases

a reply to: gort51

lol

a reply to: humanoidlord

Maybe a circus was in town with circus folk who were never exposed to the real world.

a reply to: UnBreakable

uh that last part is kinda disturbing
but yeah the logical explanation to me is also pranksters

a reply to: humanoidlord

I have had experiences with very short 3' or so ebes and never considered calling them midgets...

a reply to: humanoidlord

I have had experiences with very short 3' or so ebes and never considered calling them midgets...

a reply to: antar

tell it to us

originally posted by: 3NL1GHT3N3D1
I didn't realize that aliens just strolled into pizza parlours to order pizza then speak good enough English for the workers to understand what they're saying. I'll take the grain of salt please.

I find it difficult to believe they were Americans because they didn't complain that the food was bad and they didn't try to shoot anybody.

I feel oddly relevant here.

a reply to: humanoidlord

It would have to be a "telling" thread of its own and for me, those days are probably over on ats...

a reply to: Blue Shift

a reply to: 2FurryMidgets

lol, now thats an coincidence!

a reply to: antar

just tell the story here!

Right this has been doing my head in since I first saw it because it sounds like the first line to a crap joke if you are British.

The story is probably about a pair of freaks in Scotland at the Fringe Festival. But this needs a punchilne!

So


Two "midgets" enter a fast food restaurant....

The female assistant at the counter says :

"Neither of you seem to be happy?"

One of the midgets says :

"That's because we are midgets not dwarves. You don't seem to be Snow White!"



boom boom!

a reply to: mirageman

i posted this due to similar stories in john keel works

Looks like hybrids need to get some education first. And I mean some basic one lmao

Just keep in mind the ATS is filled with members from ALL walks of life, ALL walks of life, that includes many peoples of a vast variety of human being.

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