Scottish Conspiracies.

This was amazing.



I have no words to add to this.

Just figured it was about time someone actually posted a conspiracy on this site

The closed captions has as much trouble as me trying to understand that weird language

English Monks deliberately supplying cheap, government subsidised Bucky to Scotland to keep Scottish people drunk, passive, and subservient to England is the actual conspiracy.

originally posted by: CulturalResilience
English Monks deliberately supplying cheap, government subsidised Bucky to Scotland to keep Scottish people drunk, passive, and subservient to England is the actual conspiracy.

Haha very true

a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin


Buckfast sure as hell doesn't make people passive though.

I meant passive in the non-participating political sense of the term.
a reply to: Painterz

originally posted by: Indigent
The closed captions has as much trouble as me trying to understand that weird language

Keep listening, and you'll get the hang of it.
For example, "Disney" means "does not". That is why there are no Scottish conspiracy theories about Mickey Mouse. The explanations would get too confusing.

a reply to: CulturalResilience
No theory about Scots and drinking would be complete without Rab C. Nesbitt.

That is 5 minutes 55 seconds of my life i have been robbed off

Lucky i was multi tasking and rolling a fat one while deep frying a Mars bar

a reply to: stonerwilliam

Did you marinate the Mars bar in Irn-Bru first?

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

normally yes but today i marinated myself in whisky for 24 hrs first with a slight hint of M/j to the dressing

originally posted by: stonerwilliam
That is 5 minutes 55 seconds of my life i have been robbed off

Lucky i was multi tasking and rolling a fat one

while deep frying a Mars bar

During my college days, I'd work late at our computer labs. Went out one night to a bakery that was open late and asked for a macaroni pie. They asked if I wanted it heated up. I said yes, thinking it would be microwaved. They deep fried it in the oil they use for the chips

a reply to: stormcell



lashings of alcohol are needed to bring out the taste

a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin



Edit to Add: I just noticed this is in the Jokes forum! A bit slow on the uptake today!