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posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 03:34 PM
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Best of the best when it comes to the mods in my opinion.

One does have to wonder though how many of those posts end with the words..

Do not respond to this post!




posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 03:35 PM
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originally posted by: JBurns
a reply to: Hazardous1408


politics and coffee, Hazardous




A lovely offer J, mate...
But I honestly couldn’t think of a worse combination.

Will you compromise those for music and Vodka instead?



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 03:35 PM
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a reply to: Hazardous1408

I’m not an Office fan either (UK or that other one). But there has been some pretty good memes come from both.

The wife loves both though, but she like Judge Judy too. Nuff said.



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 03:36 PM
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originally posted by: Hazardous1408

But I honestly couldn’t think of a worse combination.


Alcohol and guns.



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 03:36 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Hazardous1408

(And sadly, despite what you may be thinking, I’m seriously not even exaggerating here, it’s very weird. imo).


I've spoken to Terry via PM, I believe you.


What’s THAT supposed to mean?

Are you suggesting I might, in some way, not be normal?

If so, thanks



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 03:37 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79


I wasn't suggesting, I was implicitly implying.



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 03:38 PM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Hazardous1408

(And sadly, despite what you may be thinking, I’m seriously not even exaggerating here, it’s very weird. imo).


I've spoken to Terry via PM, I believe you.


What’s THAT supposed to mean?

Are you suggesting I might, in some way, not be normal?

If so, thanks


Who ever told you that you are normal????

Because I have something to tell you......

You might want to take a seat



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 03:38 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Hazardous1408

But I honestly couldn’t think of a worse combination.


Alcohol and guns.


Depends on your definition of “worse”...
I personally prefer your suggestion, as long as the alcohol is vodka.

Beer is piss water. & should be banned along with Christmas.



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 03:40 PM
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originally posted by: Hazardous1408
I personally prefer your suggestion, as long as the alcohol is vodka.


Lightweight.

Chaffing dish gel.



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 03:40 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

I can totally relate, Terry.
My brother absolutely loves it.


I pretend to agree, rather than destroy the paradigm.



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 03:41 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Good.

Can’t have people thinking I’m normal. My image would be tarnished.


a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

Don’t tell me Santa isn’t real?

Someone tried telling me that before. I didn’t believe them then, and I won’t believe you now.
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posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 03:43 PM
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a reply to: Hazardous1408

DTOM probably likes it, so I’m gonna sush.

Don’t wanna be banned.



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 03:44 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Hazardous1408
I personally prefer your suggestion, as long as the alcohol is vodka.


Lightweight.

Chaffing dish gel.


Actually, tonight (New Year drinky poos, first drink in about 3 months) will be Disorano mixed with Irn Bru.

If you want to know what Irn Bru is, it is the greatest fizzy drink ever concocted... literally EVER.
This is not debatable.
OSOTC, my long lost Scottish brethren, will be able to confirm that for you.



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 03:45 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

No Santa is real.

It’s just that he is also spends on night a year where he breaks into people’s homes, steels their food and watches there kids sleep wearing a red velvet suit then makes a getaway using his pets who he forces to work for him.

.....he also keeps midgets as slaves in a ice cave

And your mum n dad just give you gifts the next day to get over the trauma of it all


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posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 03:47 PM
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originally posted by: OtherSideOfTheCoin
a reply to: TerryDon79

No Santa is real.

It’s just that he is also spends on night a year where he breaks into people’s homes, steels their food and watches there kids sleep wearing a red velvet suit then makes a getaway using his pets who he forces to work for him.

.....he also keeps midgets as slaves in a ice cave

And your mum n dad just give you gifts the next day to get over the trauma of it a





That’s just....

I can’t....

But....


edit on 31122017 by TerryDon79 because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 03:49 PM
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originally posted by: Hazardous1408

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Hazardous1408
I personally prefer your suggestion, as long as the alcohol is vodka.


Lightweight.

Chaffing dish gel.


Actually, tonight (New Year drinky poos, first drink in about 3 months) will be Disorano mixed with Irn Bru.

If you want to know what Irn Bru is, it is the greatest fizzy drink ever concocted... literally EVER.
This is not debatable.
OSOTC, my long lost Scottish brethren, will be able to confirm that for you.


Irn bru....you forgot to mention to them that it comes from the tears of a Demi-god and has magical properties when mixed with the elixir of life (alcohol) that grants super-strength, invincibility and sexual might.

Other than that however you are 100% correct



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 03:59 PM
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a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

I purposefully left that part out sos not to spawn the inevitable feeling of enviousness (is that a word?)...

The saddest thing in life to me, is the lack of Irn Bru in American hands.
I believe it would become their largest import if they knew the truth.



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 04:00 PM
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a reply to: Hazardous1408


I just looked it up, 'Scotland's other national drink'.

What's the first national drink? Guinness?



edit on 31-12-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: networkdude has no beer



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 04:02 PM
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originally posted by: Hazardous1408
a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

I purposefully left that part out sos not to spawn the inevitable feeling of enviousness (is that a word?)...

The saddest thing in life to me, is the lack of Irn Bru in American hands.
I believe it would become their largest import if they knew the truth.


The Americans cannot be trusted with irn bru, we have already told you, they cannot be trusted with such power, they would use it as a weapon.

Trump has already tried to steel our secret he will not try a second time.



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 04:03 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Hazardous1408


I just looked it up, 'Scotland's other national drink'.

What's the first national drink? Guinness?




Paint stripper......oh I mean whisky



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