…posts that is. That’s right, our favorite Moderator has reached a historic mark at ATS and will become the first poster to hit the mythical
100,000 posts. What’s that? You weren’t aware? That’s because the site owners are covering up for her fiendish addiction to ATS by sneakily
removing her from the list of top posters to help hide the fact that she hasn’t done house work or cooked dinner since 2004:
Setting that aside many of you are familiar with her posting style since she often speaks to all of you
LIKE THIS, SINCE YOU ARE ALL ROTTEN MISBEHAVING SCOUNDRELS WHO NEED TO BE CONSTANTLY REPRIMANDED!!!!!
When DTOM is not speaking to you in blind-person font what does she like to discuss? Well, for starters, she hates her computer and likes to share how
it’s the constant target of her wrath and abuse:
Is my Computer Monitor Dying??
(Yes, yes it is)
The file is a decompression bomb.
Windows 7, 64-bit not installing Windows Updates.
Here we go again: Win7 updates frozen at 0%
SIGH.....now the Windows won't sleep automatically......
New computer problem.....is something dying
7 yr old computer, is it dying?
(Yeah, it is, painfully)
HELP!!! big computer woes
new noise from CPU---PLEASE HELP!!!
Current version of Opera Stable not closing
It goes on like that for thread after tragic thread. I’m surprised she hasn’t actually hunted down Bill Gates and physically tossed him through a
window so he lands on top of Michael Dell.
So what else does DTOM do? Well, she happens to run most of our avatar contests so all of you with fancy avies can thank her for herding the cats that
make these for us free of charge. It's like a sweatshop art forum:
Some of the more recent ones:
Christmas Avatars 2017
2017 Halloween Avatar and Background Contest
Be My Valentine Avatar Contest 2017 ...PLEASE VOTE
BTS .... Avatar Creations 2017
But that’s work, what does DTOM do for fun? Well she can make you a mean gluten free cookie:
Gluten Free Cookies.....Holiday Edition
She can help you clean up your body after cleaning up your Off-Topic nonsense:
Handwashing: Clean Hands Save Lives
She’s also able to tell what the sun is doing late in the day:
DAMN...it's getting dim outside
Exploring scary locations:
Worries about Fukashima (Just don’t tell her it’s actually in Japan!):
Why 'radioactive' Deutsche Bank could go nuclear at any time, experts warn
And she really
does care about the children:
What do they teach in K-12 these days, anything????
One thing you wont see DTOM talk about is politics because it ends up MAKING HER TALK LIKE THIS!!!!!!
So take some time today and drop her a note or post a message here in this thread and say, ‘DTOM, please, please, please go outside and get the hell
off the internet for once.’ And while you’re at it you could probably say congratulations and thanks for helping to make ATS the fun, great site
we all enjoy.
Except when we’re getting yelled at.