I have become . . . . . . one of those people

originally posted by: FauxMulder
I can't wait till the first time it brews you half a cup.

I'll be here to say Haha!

I have this thing called a 'French press', you apparently put French people in and it turns them into paninis. At least that's what I think it does since I'm a guy and the first thing I tossed was the instructions.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

We gave a few of those as Christmas presents this year. My wife asked if we should get one for us. I told her hell to the no! It's French, it'll just give up on us.

a reply to: FauxMulder


I replaced mine with a much more efficient and humorless German apparatus.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

I can't wait till the first time it brews you half a cup.

I'll be here to say Haha!

I shall respond by giving Gunther a severe beating as obviously, he damaged my elite machine!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder


I replaced mine with a much more efficient and humorless German apparatus.

You have a Gunther too!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
You have a Gunther too!

yes. Oprah gave them out the episode after she did the cars.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

I can't wait till the first time it brews you half a cup.

I'll be here to say Haha!

I shall respond by giving Gunther a severe beating as obviously, he damaged my elite machine!

My advice? Get your self a few Gunthers. You'll probably go through them pretty quick now that you have the equivalent of an easy bake oven for your caffeine needs.

Ah, a Keurig. We have a mere Kitchen Aid coffee machine and a Bialetti for the stove, but my husband has a Keurig in his office at work. Overhead actually gave him a $400 a month budget for pods. FOUR HUNDRED DOLLAR COFFEE POD BUDGET.
He may be slightly more elite than thou with that allowance

**He does not actually spend the entire budget on it, about $150 a month on a variety of self-selected pods for 6 people and the crew that rolls in for meetings twice a week.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Nyiah

He may be slightly more elite than thou with that allowance

He's a Keurig Man.

We're on the same page!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
I can't wait till the first time it brews you half a cup.

I'll be here to say Haha!

I have this thing called a 'French press', you apparently put French people in and it turns them into paninis.

Yeah, the French press is the quickest way to make them surrender.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Nyiah

He may be slightly more elite than thou with that allowance

He's a Keurig Man.

We're on the same page!

Hell yeah you're on the same page. He buys generic pods in bulk and stashes the rest of the coffee budget to pad the order for a pizza party for his shift with the office kitty amount they already have for occasional pizza parties. They have one every month now with this genius scheme

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yeah, the French press is the quickest way to make them surrender.

Cool. Now how do I get them to bathe?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yeah, the French press is the quickest way to make them surrender.

Cool. Now how do I get them to bathe?

Tell them soap'll make them even more obnoxious.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Forget about the bath, how do you get the females to shave?

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Forget about the bath, how do you get the females to shave?

Hold up. There are French women? The hell you say.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Forget about the bath, how do you get the females to shave?

Hold up. There are French women? The hell you say.

I believe they're called Mad Dames!

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I believe they're called Mad Dames!

Mad Dames is redundant.