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I have become . . . . . . one of those people

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posted on Dec, 22 2017 @ 11:20 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


I have become . . . . . . one of those people [...] I bought a Keurig.


I thought you were gonna say you turned into a leftist liberal.

Keurig? Well, same thing I guess?

I made the 'transition' about 3 years ago. Love it. No programming the coffeemaker, takes less than a minute for a cup o' Newman in the morning...


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posted on Dec, 22 2017 @ 11:51 PM
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originally posted by: Liquesence
a reply to: DBCowboy


I have become . . . . . . one of those people [...] I bought a Keurig.


I thought you were gonna say you turned into a leftist liberal.

Keurig? Well, same thing I guess?



Yeah, I also got a nose ring and bought Birkenstocks.




posted on Dec, 22 2017 @ 11:57 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Skinny jeans, dude, skinny jeans.



posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 12:05 AM
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originally posted by: Liquesence
a reply to: DBCowboy

Skinny jeans, dude, skinny jeans.


They stop being skinny jeans the moment I put them on.

It's like trying to squeeze a hard boiled egg through a straw.





posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 12:14 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Liquesence
a reply to: DBCowboy

Skinny jeans, dude, skinny jeans.


They stop being skinny jeans the moment I put them on.

It's like trying to squeeze a hard boiled egg through a straw.



I remember in the 80s (in cheesy film/), Girls used to pour themselves into jeans not even fit for barbie doll, their friends using a coat hanger to zip them up and suck them in.

You can manage. I have faith.



posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 12:18 AM
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a reply to: Liquesence

Can't I just grow an ironic chin beard and hate Trump?



posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 12:28 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Why do you hate on the Chinese?

If you want a chin beard, you're on your own.



posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 12:35 AM
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I am an American barbarian. I make my coffee farmer-style. Anybody know what farmer style is?!

BAH! Effete 'winners'. You don't know how to live. My boots have enough sh*t in the treads to fertilize the average middle-class garden. My boots are parked in the living room, about three feet from my bed.

I use my dental work as a coffee filter and my teeth are the color of cafe au lait.

I know how to live. You Keurig drinkers don't. But at least I know how to use one of your machines, for free. And I'll only do it at your expense HA HAHA



posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 12:48 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Mine is the Keurig SkyNet T1000.

What's to worry?






Personally, I cant stand coffee. It's chocolate's illegitimate offspring.
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posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 01:47 AM
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I am partial to campfire coffee. I carry the makings in my saddle bag, my smokey, old speckled blue, chipped porcelain coffee pot. Made over a wood fire the way god intended. I only empty thet pot once a day for fresh coffee at breakfast. Just keep adding more water and coffee. By the end of the day it's thick enough to float a horseshoe and strong enough to dissolve one to. That will grow hair on a man's chest. On a cool evening holding that ole tin cup to warm my hands, while watching the sun go down in the high desert, nothing like it in the world.



posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 03:45 AM
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a reply to: the2ofusr1

By state law, DB is not allowed to wear corduroy pants.
Fire hazard.



posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 04:18 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Don't forget where you came from friend.
Those of us left behind fumbling around with one eye closed trying to separate the coffee filters, digging around for the little scoop to measure the precise (not really) amount of grounds then forgetting to put the carafe under the damn thing in time before it overflows onto the kitchen counter.
Yeah, we're still here.
#getrichordietryin



posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 05:02 AM
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I don't even know you anymore.



posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 05:04 PM
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a reply to: network dude

Remember me as I once was, a humble wretch who made coffee a pot at a time.

Now?

An elitist, one who can have hot chocolate on demand!

And yes, I have a sudden desire to have a tax shelter. Not sure what that is, I think it's a little house where I put my 1040 forms.



posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 05:06 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


Thank God we're the same person so I don't have to buy one myself.



posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 05:08 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Thank God we're the same person so I don't have to buy one myself.


But you still want the Paris Hilton version of MENSA Trivia don't you?



posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 05:09 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
But you still want the Paris Hilton version of MENSA Trivia don't you?


We do.



posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 05:17 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

This is what you have to look forward to.






posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 05:20 PM
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a reply to: FauxMulder

SIR!

What I have to look "forward" to is an elaborate and over-the-top method of making a warm beverage, good day sir!


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posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 05:22 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I can't wait till the first time it brews you half a cup.

I'll be here to say Haha!



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