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Found someone selling at time machine on craigslist.

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posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 10:40 AM
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I found this ad on Craiglist in a city I live near, it cracked me up so I thought i'd share it.

Time Machine (Needs Parts)- $1000

Any takers?



posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 10:43 AM
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a reply to: Slanter

The one I bought didn't work.




posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 10:44 AM
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a reply to: Slanter

Is the seller's name John Titor by any chance?
edit on 12/21/2017 by starwarsisreal because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 10:45 AM
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I bought that last month !!

I forgot to go back and cancel the ad !!




posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 10:47 AM
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a reply to: stosh64

Of course it didn't work, You have to wait 'till 2034 for the crystalline capacitic generator to be invented!



posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 10:49 AM
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If I had $1000 bucks to blow I'd spend it on more bitcoin.

Time machines not so much.



posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 10:49 AM
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a reply to: Slanter

It works ...!
I bought it on December 29th , got the parts and finally got it working Jan 2018 , just popped in the let you know.
Now I'm off back to the future for the end of the Trump trial.




posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 10:57 AM
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He's born in 2000 but 88 years old. The time machine isn't available till 2034, why did he wait until 2088 to use it to come back to 2017?

Why hasn't anyone else come back (by now) and sold it for a bazillion dollars to the control freaks?

I know its satire, just driving a truck thru the scientific holes in time travel. Because now and forever more, time travel isn't allowed. Events would become too screwed up.

But as soon as one becomes available someone will hack it, go back and sell it to the highest bidder. Or kill all the Hitlers, whichever.



posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 10:58 AM
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I wonder if he realizes his offer to accept bitcoin is priced at 2/10ths of a penny



posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 11:01 AM
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originally posted by: Slanter
a reply to: stosh64

Of course it didn't work, You have to wait 'till 2034 for the crystalline capacitic generator to be invented!

So what you are saying is if you try and travel back in time with it before its invented, it disappears?



posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 11:02 AM
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originally posted by: neo96
If I had $1000 bucks to blow I'd spend it on more bitcoin.

Time machines not so much.


Keep investing your money in bitcoin, then you'll probably wind up wishing you had a time machine.

If something feels to good to be true, it usually is... imo.



posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 11:05 AM
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a reply to: Subaeruginosa

I already do.

I'd use it to go back and buy couple hundred in Bitcoin.

Then I would have made multi millions


Problem is.

Time machines aren't real.
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posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 11:09 AM
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a reply to: neo96

I dream about having a time machine and being able to do that every night... back when the only use bitcoin had was buying whatever it was on silkroad.



posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 11:10 AM
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originally posted by: stosh64
a reply to: Slanter

The one I bought didn't work.


Haha, that's the first thing I thought of too, you beat me to it.



posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 11:12 AM
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originally posted by: neo96
If I had $1000 bucks to blow I'd spend it on more bitcoin.

Time machines not so much.

You got it all wrong.

Go back a year THEN invest in bitcoin. Come back, instant multi millionaire.

Bubble will burst soon. You would be better served in investing in bitcoin tech companies right now than actual bitcoin. Made a very tidy profit over the last month in BTL.vn


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posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 11:13 AM
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Great Craigslist ad. Thanks for posting this, I wonder how many people have contacted him about it.



posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 11:35 AM
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Reminds of when the TBBT guys bought a time machine. (I think they "got it" on Craig's list, too.)
Those silly guys!




posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 11:44 AM
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a reply to: nightbringr

Maybe if I drive my car really fast in reverse I can make it back to 2016.




posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 11:51 AM
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the late great jay thomas talked about ghost videos and said it was 'brilliant' either way. fake or real, its entertaining.

i LOVE this ad. the writing is not by an 88 year old person, its written by someone young. the 'elon' alludes to everyone's idiot inventor and scam artist elon musk releases a playstation time machine for home use soon. lmfao.

my god, the last thing i want is ANY of my friends owning a time machine. imagine a drunk friend traveling thru time??? am i the only one with delusional pretentious friends?

i assume time travel is possible, but some unknown future to be discovered 'law' prevents too much time distortions happenning. or maybe it is constantly changing, who knows.

home made time machines are hilarious tho. even as a libertarian i am 100% AGAINST anyone having a time machine. i think its too powerful a device.

unless you are The Doctor.



posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 12:06 PM
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Don't do it. It's a ripoff.

I bought one 3 years from now and tried to use it to go back in time. Instead it sent me to an alternate dimension where Ronald Regan became President and Al Franken became a senator.




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