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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: KansasGirl
Just wondering, Augustus, have you ever flown by yourself with two babies?
As a Mason I always have a couple of snacks on hand.
originally posted by: CreationBro
God forbid its a day when Augustus has pre flight munchies.
originally posted by: KansasGirl
So, no. I see.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: CreationBro
God forbid its a day when Augustus has pre flight munchies.
I jinxed myself. My 126th and final flight yesterday and the whole way back from Chicago the little booger snot sitting behind me kept kicking my seat. It was the only time I ever prayed for the plane to crash.
originally posted by: Liquesence
That's when you turn to the parent and say in the most serious and evil tone you can muster: 'Lady, I have a roll of duct tape in my bag and if that #n kid doesn't stop kicking my GD seat I'm turning him into a silver cocoon."
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: Liquesence
That's when you turn to the parent and say in the most serious and evil tone you can muster: 'Lady, I have a roll of duct tape in my bag and if that #n kid doesn't stop kicking my GD seat I'm turning him into a silver cocoon."
The kid's old man was sitting next to her and he kept apologizing for its behavior. What he should have done is stuffed her in the overhead storage bin.
originally posted by: Liquesence
I might just accidentally spill my drink on them all.
I would never waste my Buffalo Trace or Glenfarclas. Maybe I'd order a Heineken and toss it over the seat, but not the good stuff.
originally posted by: olaru12
I don't drink whisky but the review I read about Buffalo Trace made it sound real good, cool name!! Be a nice change from Mojito in a can or those little mini Capn Morgans my GF steals from her mother.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: underwerks
Turns out the lady in the seats in front of me with her two babies decided to change one of them in the seat, which then decided to let loose like a fire hose.
Nice of her to not use the supplied changing table in the lav and for the FA to not instruct her to do so if she saw this happening.
originally posted by: LadyGreenEyes
Since when do they have those? Last time I flew, back in 2006, there was no such thing in the plane's lavatories.
originally posted by: LadyGreenEyes
a reply to: underwerks
ROTFLMAO!!!!! As a mom, I know well how a baby boy can spray! Poor woman; can't possibly change a baby in those tiny bathrooms, and thus this is a risk. I wonder, though, if she wasn't a somewhat new mom, at least to a boy/boys. Any mom with experience would do what I did, which was to drop something onto the front of the baby, as soon as the dirty diaper is flipped over. Baby boys can and do hose down unwary parents, as well!
That poor passenger, too. I'd have been laughing just as hard. Not in his place, but in yours.
Priceless.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: LadyGreenEyes
Since when do they have those? Last time I flew, back in 2006, there was no such thing in the plane's lavatories.
For quite some time now. I don't know the exact date but there are fold down changing tables in all lavs.