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Headlines that make you go, hmmmm

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posted on Dec, 16 2017 @ 11:11 PM
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Strange but humerous headlines.

Things that make you question the world. The Universe. And everything in it.













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posted on Dec, 16 2017 @ 11:18 PM
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Yes, it seems like it is getting worse by the day. Of course, I do blame it on the "lead" in the gasoline that was known to be harmful to human health during the 30's I believe it was. So now after 4 generations of mind polluting contaminants, the world is seeing it first hand what happens when the politicians are bribed.



posted on Dec, 16 2017 @ 11:35 PM
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Does the stupid never end?

Entertaining nonetheless.








posted on Dec, 16 2017 @ 11:46 PM
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"Egyptian husbands will soon be allowed to legally have sex with their dead wives - for up to 6 hours after their death"

remind me again why we are allies with people like this?



posted on Dec, 17 2017 @ 12:10 AM
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a reply to: musicismagic

"when the politicians are imbreds." makes more sense.



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posted on Dec, 17 2017 @ 12:10 AM
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a reply to: ADSE255


Man was mistaken for patient and“accidentally” had hemorrhoid surgery while waiting outside for his newborn baby


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New baby, new a$$.


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posted on Dec, 17 2017 @ 12:13 AM
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originally posted by: musicismagic
Yes, it seems like it is getting worse by the day. Of course, I do blame it on the "lead" in the gasoline that was known to be harmful to human health during the 30's I believe it was. So now after 4 generations of mind polluting contaminants, the world is seeing it first hand what happens when the politicians are bribed.


The lead. The air. The disinformation system

Disinformation is false information spread deliberately to deceive
Otherwise known as The Education System of America. GMO food grown in poison.



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posted on Dec, 17 2017 @ 12:16 AM
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originally posted by: ADSE255

originally posted by: musicismagic
Yes, it seems like it is getting worse by the day. Of course, I do blame it on the "lead" in the gasoline that was known to be harmful to human health during the 30's I believe it was. So now after 4 generations of mind polluting contaminants, the world is seeing it first hand what happens when the politicians are bribed.


The lead. The air. The disinformation system

Disinformation is false information spread deliberately to deceive
Otherwise known as The Education System of America. GMO food grown in poison.



So are we on the same page of "thought of truth"?



posted on Dec, 17 2017 @ 12:35 AM
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originally posted by: bluechevytree
"Egyptian husbands will soon be allowed to legally have sex with their dead wives - for up to 6 hours after their death"

remind me again why we are allies with people like this?


That one is a real mind bender.



posted on Dec, 17 2017 @ 12:37 AM
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a reply to: musicismagic

I don't know. Are we?



posted on Dec, 17 2017 @ 12:48 AM
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a reply to: bluechevytree
Thats actually up in the air as to who they are allied with at this time. They have been cosying up to Russia lately. They even re-opened an old Soviet base for the Russians to run OPS in Libya from. I guess you get your wish, and the Suez canal unfortunately will now be ruled by another power.

But as to the OP, man these headlines are hilarious, keep them coming guys!



posted on Dec, 17 2017 @ 12:53 AM
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originally posted by: ADSE255

originally posted by: musicismagic
Yes, it seems like it is getting worse by the day. Of course, I do blame it on the "lead" in the gasoline that was known to be harmful to human health during the 30's I believe it was. So now after 4 generations of mind polluting contaminants, the world is seeing it first hand what happens when the politicians are bribed.


The lead. The air. The disinformation system

Disinformation is false information spread deliberately to deceive
Otherwise known as The Education System of America. GMO food grown in poison.


those types of errors always crack me up. that for me though is very forgivable cause its essentially a simple error by someone who has alot on their plate. shoot i transpose many words all the time typing, their, there, they're, it just happens especially when u start typing very fast. also theres alot of news articles that are created by bots. those are great for a laugh at times as the bot completely screws up translations for a story. one i read recently was about a rainbow that lasted for hours in some foreign country and for some reason it thought rainbow translated as baby dolphin.



posted on Dec, 17 2017 @ 12:55 AM
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a reply to: TheScale

Mishaps happen I agree.

But I'm still trying to figure out how that woman stabbed her husband with a squirrel.

edit here: I just caught the mistype of the word Education in the shot. Funny i didn't see that before. I was referring to the toxic fumes gas gives off and it's effects on people's brains.
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posted on Dec, 17 2017 @ 12:57 AM
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a reply to: Trueman

That's one massive hemmhoroid.



posted on Dec, 17 2017 @ 01:12 AM
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posted on Dec, 17 2017 @ 07:29 AM
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a reply to: ADSE255

Damn babies. This is why everything we own warns us to keep out of their reach.

And sex up to six hours after wife's death. I guess that's the cool down time.



posted on Dec, 17 2017 @ 07:32 AM
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Some of those would make more sense on a second reading.
"Attorney suing himself"- Presumably one company was suing another, both ciients of the same attorney, and he was too busy to notice immediately that he was being asked to argue on both sides.
"Hospital hiring doctors"- the emphasis is on "hiring", as distinct from "owning". They are using temporary staff or doctors borrowed from elsewher, because they don't have enough permananent staff.
"Breaks silence, says nothing"- what's odd about that? I've known many people capable of talking at loud volume for hours on end, without actually saying anything. Certainly any trained politician can fill up a long interview with saying nothing.
The surviving familyof a murdered man are also "homicide victims".
And "stabs husband with squirrel" is obviously the story of a "crime passionelle". The husband was the one who was "with a squirrel", holding it tenderly in his arms. The wife got jealous and stabbed him. With a knife.




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posted on Dec, 17 2017 @ 07:57 AM
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a reply to: DISRAELI

Yeah. That's why I called it

Headlines that make you go hmmm



posted on Dec, 17 2017 @ 08:14 AM
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S&F................uh, I got nutt'n



posted on Dec, 17 2017 @ 09:32 AM
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a reply to: Plotus

tis cool.





The last one .. is good.




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